I feel like it’s been awhile. I mean, last time I saw you I wasn’t in the middle of a divorce.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Leon Egan as Apollo, Mike LeBeau as Dionysus, Skylar Johnson as Hephaestus, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, Taylor Michaels as Ares, Cody Heath as Hermes, and Marguerite Kenner as Artemis. Our cat chorus featured Oat Virgil Milk-Hardesty, Dracula, Puppy Dawg McCheese, Thanatos and Charon Gefter, Andy Jay, Mack Wolf, Oliver Keekat, Malört Gonzalez-Barshop, and Taylor Michaels. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

Hello, Hera. It’s time we talk, don’t you think?

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Nichole Goodnight as Hera, Asher Amor-Train as Demeter, Athan as Poseidon, Khai Truong as Hades, and Lyssa Jay as Persephone. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

You read this and tell me you don’t want to hunt a reporter for sport.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Leon Egan as Apollo, Marguerite Kenner as Artemis, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, Taylor Michaels as Ares, Cody Heath as Hermes, Alasdair Stuart as Zeus, and Asher Amor-Train as Demeter. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

I don’t know why I expected a warmer welcome from you.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Alasdair Stuart as Zeus, Athan as Poseidon, Khai Truong as Hades, and Lyssa Jay as Persephone. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

You should at least have some food in you before you start catastrophizing again.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Mike LeBeau as Dionysus, Skylar Johnson as Hephaestus, Cody Heath as Hermes, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, and Taylor Michaels as Ares. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

But still, here I am, considering it.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Landon 'Lemon' Whisnant as Homer, Jenah as Arachne, and Louis Wolf as Athena. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

Alright what was so important that I– Oh.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Mike LeBeau as Dionysus, Skylar Johnson as Hephaestus, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, Taylor Michaels as Ares, Cody Heath as Hermes, Nichole Goodnight as Hera, and Asher Amor-Train as Demeter. Our cat sounds were provided by Mack Wolf. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

You may recall, dear listeners, that this is a love story. It’s actually several love stories stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, but that’s besides the point.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Cody Heath as Hermes, Taylor Michaels as Ares, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, and Skylar Johnson as Hephaestus. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

You’ve gotten much sneakier since you started living here, you know.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Lyssa Jay as Persephone, Khai Truong as Hades, Nichole Goodnight as Hera, and Alasdair Stuart as Zeus. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!

It will be fun, Arte. It’s all people you know anyway, it’s not like I’m dragging you to a party of strangers.

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Forged Bonds is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense Network and was written and edited by Pine Gonzalez. This episode featured Pine Gonzalez as Calliope, Marguerite Kenner as Artemis, Leon Egan as Apollo, Mike LeBeau as Dionysus, Tatiana Gefter as Aphrodite, Skylar Johnson as Hephaestus, Taylor Michaels as Ares, and Cody Heath as Hermes. Our theme music was provided by AthansMusic. You can hear more from him on Spotify or by checking out his podcast The Grotto. If you would like to support the show you can follow us on social media @forgedbondspod, rate and review us on your podcatcher of choice, or join our patreon at patreon.com/pinetreepods where you can get early access to episodes and behind the scenes content. Thank you for listening!