Formal Nachos

THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF ONE OF THE GREATEST HUMANS IN THE WORLD ALL CAPS.

On the eve of Savannah's return, we are pulling out all the stops here in Turnip Hallow. Women pretending to be women, Revolutionary education tidbits, and tight embraces in unlikely places. It is literally too real.

Nothing special, ordinary show with no passion, intelligence, or maturation despite 6 episodes and 6 weeks of growth... Truly disappointing. You're welcome.

Coming to you live from SANDY, OREGON!! The second best place in the world, special guests include Reese Witherspoon and Sean Connery!