Carla and Dylan welcome human behavior scientist Jon Levy to FortyNothing! Jon has done an incredible amount of research on everything from dating habits, to the search for happiness to the importance of adventure. He's literally written a book about the science of adventure called The 2 a.m. Principle!

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In this giggle-filled episode, Dylan bemoans the state of job search sites. Spoiler alert: They all stink. Also, Carla desperately attempts to convince Dylan that his past entrepreneurial projects haven't been a complete waste of time; she also tries to encourage him to keep writing and demands he stop getting in the way of himself in any future creative endeavors. And more!

Carla and Dylan draw some heavy, psychological connections between their inability to properly conquer math in high school and life in their 40s. Carla sort of apologizes for that time she told you guys how easily she makes friends. Dylan makes it clear that no girl has ever broken up with him. This episode sponsored by, like, an entire jumbo-size thing of Cheetos. http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing Instagram: fortynothing

In this very special episode, Carla and Dylan welcome Guster percussionist Brian Rosenworcel to FortyNothing. The far-ranging chat covers everything from how Brian balances his relentless touring schedule with being a married dude with three kids; how, at the age of 45, he's making more of an effort to make new friends; how his views on masculinity have changed, and much more! http://www.facebook.com/fortynothing  - [email protected]

This one time when Carla was enjoying some dinner at a newly opened restaurant in NYC, Mike D of the Beastie Boys sent her some selfies. Sort of. Dylan talks a bit about how he balances being in a Metal band as a 41-year-old husband and father of two. Plus, one size does NOT fit all, you guys. https://www.facebook.com/FortyNothing/

Carla is just back from a Mexican vacation, where she spent time lounging on the beach and checking out the local pharmacy scene. Plus, Dylan learns all he ever wanted to about foot ailments and shopping addictions. https://www.facebook.com/FortyNothing/

After many years with the same therapist, Carla seriously considers breaking up with her shrink. But like the song says, "breaking up is hard to do," you guys. And Dylan thinks everyone should break up with the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts.

Carla and Dylan tackle the long-raging Brunettes v Blondes battle; Dylan gets in trouble for posting an Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez meme and Carla and Dylan find out how gay they are! Email Carla and Dylan at [email protected] with your comments and topic requests.

Carla introduces Dylan to the world of mukbangs, wherein folks film themselves eating large amounts of food to the delight of viewers who find comfort and joy in the sounds of eating. Dylan has a pot adventure with his mom. And Carla and Dylan review their newest Netflix obsession.

Carla attends Skirt Club, an all-female sex party! Dylan has many (so many) questions. Carla and Dylan (but mostly Carla) have issues with Netflix show Bodyguard. Dylan has issues with Law & Order: SVU.