Dylan opens up about his disordered eating. Carla opens up about her recent trip to the emergency room. Dylan and Carla almost get into a fight because Dylan can't stand Blue Ivy. Carla tries to defuse the situation by bringing up Louis C.K., which sort of, in a weird way, works.

Having recently been laid off and now trying to reconcile being unemployed for the first time ever, Dylan vows to be more open about his personal life. Carla talks about fun times in New Orleans and gets a visit from Scout during the episode.

Carla and Dylan chat about primal scream therapy, the time Carla found her mother's diaphragm, their experiences with marijuana and much more!