Found on Shelf

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled footage, and a desert wasteland, our hosts dissect the good, the bad, and the downright nonsensical.

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Gimcrack Video, Sequels Special, Warehouse In The Desert, Time Travel Movies, Nemesis 3: Time Lapse, Leap Year, Found On Shelf Podcast, Movie Discussion, Patrick And Dustin, Cyborgs, Part Three Movies, Time Lapse Concept, Pray Harder, Post-Apocalyptic Setting, Leap Day National Holiday, Albert Pyun Movies, Cyborg Enemy, Low Budget Filmmaking, Bodybuilder Actors, Future And Past Settings

Dive headfirst into the bizarre world of the FP franchise with the latest episode of 'Found On Shelf'. Patrick and Dustin embark on a bewildering journey through the third installment, 'FP 3: Escape from Bako'. This time, the series takes an inexplicable turn, leaving the dance-fight roots for a perplexing sci-fi adventure complete with green screens, time travel, and a battle to prevent a sobriety storm. The co-hosts grapple with the erratic plot, the jarring shift from the original film, and the strange dialect that dominates the dialogue. Will they find hidden genius in the chaos, or is it a cinematic misstep too far? Will our co-hosts keep it hundo p? Tune in to hear their take on whether this sequel stands on its own, and if it's a worthy continuation or a stark departure from the dance-fight dystopia that started it all.

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Episode Keywords

The FP 3: Escape from Bako, Sequel, Sci-Fi, Time Travel, Sobriety Storm, Dance-Fight, Green Screen, Film Analysis, Movie Review, Film Critique, Sequel Shift, Genre-Bending, Film Series, Part 3

Trailer for our upcoming season, new episodes start Feb 13th

Step into the video store of the past with 'Found On Shelf' as hosts Patrick and Dustin rewind through a year of cinematic exploration. From uncovering hidden gems to dissecting notorious flops, this year-end special promises a journey through the annals of film history that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining.

Tune in and discover why every movie deserves a second chance on the shelf.

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Found On Shelf, Podcast, Movies, Forgotten Classics, Season Review, Film Analysis, Co-Hosts Patrick And Dustin, Movie Choices, Listener Feedback, Film Recommendations, Movie Segments, Unconventional Films, Season Three, Narrative Continuity, Entertainment Discussion, Year-End Special, Creative Process, Film Discovery, Listener Engagement, Film Industry Insights

Get ready to deck your halls with Raccoon Penises - Patrick and Dustin are back with another holiday special, this time discussing the weird Christmas "classic" Killer Raccoons Two: Dark Christmas in the Dark. Dustin dives deep into all the details on this direct-to-DVD spoof of Under Siege Two, from the absurd plot involving raccoon-operated space lasers and terrorist train hijackings to the controversial puppetry techniques used to bring the chaotic critters to life. Patrick questions the filmmakers' creative choices while Dustin revels in the ridiculousness. With cameos from comedians like Ron Lynch and Ron Jeremy, it's sure to bring awkward laughs and holiday jeers. If you love laughing at corny, campy Christmas cinema, tune in as we unwrap this gift of festive joy!

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Christmas, Holiday, Movies, Saving Christmas, Killer Raccoons Two, Dark Christmas, Spoof, Under Siege Two, Raccoons, Space Laser, Terrorists, Hijack, Train, Questionable, Comedy, Ron Lynch, Ron Jeremy, Puppetry, Controversial

Meet Robo Saint Nick in the holiday slasher, Christmas Bloody Christmas! When an animatronic Santa decoration goes haywire, he embarks on a brutal killing spree, slaughtering people in creatively gruesome ways. It's a great movie for horror fans looking for some seasonal scares and over-the-top holiday carnage. Check it out if you're looking for something different to get you in the holiday spirit!

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Christmas Horror, Animatronic Santa, Record Store, Toy Store, Getting Drunk, Spending The Night, Having Sex, Santa Kills People, Slicing People In Half, Disemboweling People, Stabbing Santa, Tasing Santa, Setting Santa On Fire, Running Santa Over, Cops Killed, Last Survivor, Fighting Santa, Creative Kills, Ineffective Cops, Bloody Christmas

Happy Krampusnacht!

Today we're taking a look at some Krampus movies, we're getting some help from the fine folks at Glass Half Full Moon as we dig through not just one, but THREE Krampus movies. The incoherent mess that is Krampus Unleashed, the Rob Zombie rip-off Krampus the Devil Returns, and the utterly bizarre Sister Krampus

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Black Roses brings together heavy metal and demonic possession for a wholly unique horror cocktail. Patrick and Dustin have a killer time dissecting this offbeat 80s flick about a band of literal monsters intent on corrupting a small town's youth. Tune in for their hilarious commentary on every outrageous moment, from exploding kids to the local teacher's attempts to beat back demonic teens with a tennis racket

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Horror, Rock Music, Demonic Possession, Small Town, Youth Corruption, Heavy Metal, Cult, Teacher, Mayor, Fire, Skeletons, Tennis Racket, Madison Square Garden, Monsters, Explosions, Transformation, Chanting, Campy, Drama, Side Plots

Welcome back to Rocksgiving, our musical movie month of November. Join Dustin and Patrick for recap of the bonkers 1980 musical fantasy Xanadu. We try to make sense of the kooky plot involving a muse bringing inspiration to frustrated artist Sonny, who dreams of opening a glitzy nightclub. Packed with big stars, flashy musical numbers, and plenty of head-scratching absurdity, Xanadu was a notorious flop that has since become a cult classic. Tune in as we break down the strangeness, from the awkward Gene Kelly and Olivia Newton-John romance to the trippy, logic-defying moments.

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Xanadu, Musical Fantasy, Gene Kelly, Olivia Newton-John, Muse, Clarinet, Roller Skates, Nightclub, Electric Light Orchestra, Box Office Disaster, Abrupt Ending, Confusing Plot, Elaborate Musical Numbers, Inspiration, Abandoned Building, Record Company, Dance, Dreams, Frustration, Following Your Passion

When hosts Dustin and Patrick suggest to their guest Satan that he was involved in the creation of the infamously unwatchable 1989 cult classic "Things," Satan vehemently denies it. Nevertheless, they decide to experience "Things" together. What follows is a descent into hysterical laughter and outright rage as they attempt to analyze the incomprehensible disaster of a film. By the end, any shred of sanity among them is destroyed. But will the true horror of "Things" continue to haunt them forever after?

✍️ Episode References

Things (1989 film)

Amber Lynn

Barry J. Gillis

Tales from the Dead Zone

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Things Movie, Canadian Horror, Amberlynn Porn Actress, Dubbed Audio, Poor Sound Quality, Character Fred, Blood Like Maple Syrup, Sandwich Scene, Barry J. Gillis Music Video, Director Gillis, Bret Hart Film, Corey Feldman, Survived Not Enjoyed, Satan Pact, Podcast Promotion, Movie Suggestions, Horror Film Discussion, Found On Shelf Podcast, Halloween Episode, Movie Analysis