In 2016, Chris J Reed was worth 67 million euros.
He couldn't touch a single one of them.
Chris had built Black Marketing from nothing in Singapore. Three profitable years in, one of the founders of a roll-up called The Marketing Group approached him with a plan: buy four agencies, list on the Nasdaq in Sweden, scale everybody. Chris said yes. He owned 25% of a company that hit a quarter of a billion euros in market cap inside two months.
Then he tried to borrow against it. Ten banks said no. Not one of them thought it was a substantial company.
While the share price was climbing, the actual business wasn't. The promised synergies didn't exist, because the other agencies were B2C and he was B2B. He was flying to Sweden, drinking champagne and ringing the bell, and firing his own staff in a Singapore co-working space at the same time. His team thought he was a millionaire and had stopped trying.
Then his divorce lawyers found the Nasdaq listing. The first draft of the settlement had him paying his ex-wife ten million dollars against money that did not exist. He renegotiated when the share price collapsed, but it started from an artificial number, and he is still paying against it ten years later.
This one goes deep on what a roll-up actually costs a Founder. The deals announced on the Nasdaq before they were signed. The Sydney hotel meeting where Chris congratulated two agency founders on joining the group and they had no idea what he was talking about. The 19 missed calls and the threat to report him to the police. Three CFOs in a single year. And how he got out: closing the Singapore entity they had bought, moving every client into the Hong Kong entity they hadn't, and rebuilding leaner with teams in the Philippines and South Africa.
Chris is a Founder who ended up worth less than he sold for, spent what was left on lawyers, and had to explain to every new prospect why his company still existed. He built the brand back anyway.
If you have a term sheet, an earn out or a lovely paper valuation sat in your inbox right now, watch the last ten minutes twice.
CHAPTERS
00:00 67 million euros he could never touch 01:35 "There's a Nasdaq in Sweden?" 06:47 25% of a quarter of a billion 08:01 Ten banks said no, and he ignored it 10:21 Ringing the bell while firing staff 11:52 The synergies that never existed 12:41 When your divorce lawyer finds the share price 14:56 Sydney: the deals that hadn't actually happened 17:33 19 missed calls and a threat to call the police 20:11 Founders out, bean counters in, shares under one euro 22:18 They bought Singapore. They didn't buy Hong Kong. 24:19 "You're fired, you're fired, you're fired" 26:10 When Google becomes your biggest objection 27:48 The question to ask before you sign anything 32:15 What he'd do differently
GUEST
Chris J Reed, Founder & Global CEO, Black Marketing LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/theonlyceowithamohawk/ Black Marketing: https://blackmarketing.com
FOUNDER F**K UPS
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