Two nerds take on a week’s worth of comics. We start on Metropolis with Action Comics #958 and walk the Path of Doomsday. We take a turn for some friendly competition in Rocket Raccoon and Groot #6. The it’s off to Jersey City to fight Canadian Ninja’s with Ms. Marvel #8. Then it’s off to see terrible Werewolves in She Wolf #1.

The Nerds travel to the jungle to commune with The Cheetah in Wonder Woman #1. For their crimes of Non Compliance they are sent to serve their sentences in Bitch Planet #8. They gather their arsenal and join in the battle for the Last Days od Magic in Doctor Strange #8. Finally they travel to a Galaxy Far, Far Away on a pointless journey to Star wars: the force awakens #1.

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Episode #37: Harvest time at The Meat Hospital

The Nerds are at it again despite the internet’s best attempts to thwart their daring reviews! Join the whole crew for a creepy good time with Clean Room #9. Astrid is back and Spark earns it’s name, not to mention more nightmare inducing goodness, because who needs pleasant dreams? In Batman #1 we get some sweet jetliner surfing, some tear jerking Alfred and Bruce Wayne dialog, and some good ole super douchiness.

You might be sexy, but are you beautiful? Find out in The Beauty #8, bring your own prophylactics and pie. In Black Eyed Kids #3 the nerds reinforce why you NEVER INVITE ANYONE IN! Also learn never to mouth off to a creepy little kid. Get your fill of cute, gore and BOOMS in I Hate Fairyland #6. Don’t mess with the cute pink bear/bunny thing. We’re not sure why it’s not called red arrow, but Green Arrow #1 sure provided us with plenty. Also nosferatu, betrayal and white privilege.

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Join the nerds on their latest space adventures with Empress #3 where they take a ride a ride across known space for some head crushing awesomeness. Emo Apocalypse discovers that he and the real Apocalypse aren’t so different as Beast is being tortured by big daddy Baal in All New X-Men #10. The Visions have some family issues and Vin shows off his sweet dunking skills in The Vision #8. Still craving space? In Guardians of the Galaxy #9 see what happens when our beloved guardians attack a prison planet… That’s right, the whole thing, and find out why droids aren’t so popular in Darth Vader #21.

The Hanna- Barbera crew get a Mad Max totally metal upgrade in Wacky Raceland #1. How many Supermen do you need and a return of the garbage bag villain in Action Comics #957. Get your freak on when Diana decides to tie herself up with the lasso of truth in Wonder Woman Rebirth #1. Batman forms a posse in Detective Comics #934. Aquaman holds back the tide of explosive mega crocodiles and still nobody likes him in Aquaman Rebirth #1, and Barry runs into trouble in The Flash Rebirth #1.

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Join The Nerds as they battle for the future and ride in future clown cars. Things get a little crazy, and they swear vengeance and battle shark gangsters. They journey to hell on earth and fight mutant vampires. All is well that ends well, with multiple Rebirths.

Civil War II #1. In which The Nerds choose a side, and battle lines are drawn

Paper girls # 6. In which The Nerds younger selves think they swear to much

Moon Knight #3. In which The Nerds ride the crazy train

The Punisher #2. In which The Nerds embark on a path of vengeance. Some people need to be Punished.

Spider woman #8. In which The Nerds fight a shark and eat pancakes

Powerlines #3. In which The Nerds visit the Iron Triangle

The God damned #4. In which The Nerds get their skulls bashed in by a giant

X Men 92 #4. In which The Nerds  fight extreme! Vampires

Batman: Rebirth #1. In which The Nerds watch the seasons change

Green Lanterns: Rebirth #1. In which The Nerds overcome great fear

Green Arrow: Rebirth #1. In which The Nerds rescue children from sewer vampires

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In Which The Nerds have Laser Eyes and battle against the combined forces of the Last Days of Magic, Xenomorphs, Hydra Agents, Prison Riots, Doctors Strange and Manhattan, and the Apocalypse.  Throughout it all, They keep Reading.  Just Keep Reading, Just keep Reading.

[01:20] Doctor Strange #8. In which The Nerds battle Witch Finder Wolves and consider careers as Archaeologists of the Impossible.

[10:01] Aliens: Defiance #2. In Which The Nerds investigate some mysterious, but most liley harmless heat signatures.

[16:02] Captain America: Steve Rogers #1. In which The Nerds actually read the issue before forming an opinion.

[31:46] Star Wars #19. In which The Nerds herd some Nerfs

[36:57] DC Universe: Rebirth #1. In which The Nerds remember Wally West, and ask who watches The Watchmen?

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In which all The Nerds Assemble. And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest podcasters found themselves united against a common threat! On that day, the Nerds were born, to fight the books no single nerd  could withstand!

Clean Room #8. In which The Nerds try cheese and pickle soup. That’ll haunt your dreams

Star Lord #7. In which The Nerds Kiss and Tell

Black Eyed Kids #2. In which The Nerds invite those poor kids in from the cold.

Spider Man #4. In which The Nerds get Goldballs in their face

Mae #1. In which The Nerds have a hard time getting past the art

Deadpool Last Days of Magic #1. In which The Nerds laugh in the face of the end times

The Astonishing Ant Man #8. In which The Nerds stick to Midtown

Usagi Yojimbo #154.  In which The Nerds nurse a ninja back to health.

Future Quest #1. In which The Nerds try out their jet packs

Civil War II #0. In which The Nerds choose their side.

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In which Two Nerds take a most excellent adventure through time and space and encounter mutants, southerners, killer robots, ghost children and sharks in their most bogus journey. Sit back and hear their tale

All new x men. #9. In which The Nerds show up at Kid Apocalypse’s birthday without a present

BlackPanther #2. In which The Nerds have their passports stamped for Wakanda

Jackpot #2. In which The Nerds study secret Calculus

Southern bastards # 14. In which The Nerds realize they aren’t from around these parts.

Grizzly Shark #2. In which The Nerds jump the shark

Archie #8. In which The Nerds pack their bags for Singapore

Harrow county #12. In which The Nerds do some home remodeling down South.

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[01:23] Hip Hop Family Tree #9.  In which The Nerds take a tour of Brooklyn from the early 80’s

[10:22] Moon Knight #2.  In which The Nerds bust out of the Asylum, and try to side the subway

[16:55] Rat Queens #16. In which The Nerds are definitely not playing Dungeons and Dragons on magic mushrooms.

[21:00] Rough Riders #2.  In which The Nerds let Annie Oakley take the lead.

[27:50] Punisher #1. In which The Nerds engage in eye gouging violence, but aren’t allowed to swear.

[41:12] Wicked + Divine #19. In which The Nerds enjoy seeing God’s battle each other.

[44:33] Star Wars: Poe Dameron #2. In which zthr a nerds come to appreciate a villainous moustache

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In which The Nerds journey to many a strange land, for adventures magical and terrifying and earn their Mature rating.

[01:36 doctor strange #7. In which The Nerds learn the organs of the Empirikul.

[10:10] doctor strange: last days of magic #1. In which The Needs witness a musical Sharknado

[17:06] sex criminals #15. In which the Nerds talk comics, after dark.

[28:10] Aliens: Defiance #1. In which the nerds enjoy some gritty artwork in the hostile regions  of space

[35:40] batman #51. in which The Nerds have a rare, peaceful night with The Dark Knight.

[44:30] insexts #5. In which The nerds visit Victorian London for sexy time with monsters

[52:30] Saga #36. In which The Nerds learn some big news.

[01:01:48] Star wars #18. In Which The Nerds enjoy the Princess Leia comic they should have gotten the first time.

[01:10:30] avengers standoff: assault on pleasant hill  omega #1. In which The Nerds have a lovely tea party with a cosmic cube.

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In which The Nerds have creepy, eerie experience reading some fantastically disturbing horror books, and balance it out with the lighter side of Marvel and argue about Avengers Standoff and Apocolypse Wars.

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