Not an easy choice this week! The contenders: a Florida man is hit by train while trying to take a selfie, a Florida woman is charged with performing live blood analysis without a license, thieves drag an ATM from bank leaving drag marks in the pavement, and a Florida bank bandit makes his getaway on a bike.

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Frangela is taking the day off, so instead of The Final Word, here is a special episode of Idiot of the Week!  This week's stories: a man parks his Tesla on a stranger's lawn to steal electricity; rat meat seized at airport; emotional support alligator; and a man sends chocolate penis to sheriff's department worker.

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And the idiots keep on coming: a man goes to Waffle House at 3 a.m. and finds no staff or customers, birds build nests using anti-bird spikes, a sea otter harassing surfers eludes capture as her fan club grows, and a Florida suburb is invaded by domestic Lionhead rabbits.

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Frangela is taking the day off, so instead of The Final Word, here is a special episode of Idiot of the Week!  Stories include: Man threatens to kill former coworker over Facebook friend request refusal, a duck walks into a pub and drinks beer, a bodybuilder who married a sex dolls says she broke, and a drink man changes his name to Celine Dion.

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We ain't got no helpy-helpy for the stupid-stupid! Check out these idiots: a hit and run suspect accidentally shoots himself while fleeing, a tourist ignores warnings and dips foot in hydro-thermal pool at Yellowstone National Park, a woman moves after neighbor sues her for using an iPhone, and drug dealers caught when one tried to sell cocaine to social worker.

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There are some crazy idiots out there: a passenger is charged with attempted murder after ticket counter scuffle, an Aussie family is attacked by monkeys in Thailand, a man sticks his penis in ant nest in an attempt to enlarge it, and men arrested for shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vests after drinking. Which one will it be?

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The animals have taken over! A goat captured after weeks on the loose in Nebraska, mail delivery service suspended in Texas neighborhood due to dive-bombing hawk, a bull wandering on the streets of Cleveland, a snake on a D.C. commuter train, and a Maine woman punches a bear that chased her dog.

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So much stupid: police search woman's backpack and find baby racoon and glass pipe inside, woman caught in airport carrying dead boyfriend's ashes in sex toy, adult-store shopper tries to steal 30-inch dildo, and man sets fire to Masonic Lodge and returns later to make sure it is still burning. Can you guess which one Frangela selected as THE Idiot of the Week?

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This week's Idiots: a woman mistakes Super Glue for eye drops, teens break into $8 million mansion to throw a party, a woman hands baby to a man so she can jump onto a brawl, and a woman wearing only a towel accused of flashing children. Which one is your winner?

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Idiots out the wazoo! This week we have a box-wearing bandit burglarizing a grocery store; a pastor attempting to walk on water like Jesus, only to be eaten by crocodiles; a dead woman found breathing in her coffin at her own funeral; and a mother and daughter accused of dismembering and grilling the remains of a 71 year old relative.

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