Frank and Hem

This week on Frank & Hem, Hem kicks things off with a heartfelt One Minute Rant after an unexpected trip to the ER, giving well-earned recognition to the first responders, medical staff, and customer service workers who make difficult days a little easier.

The guys then unveil a brand-new recurring segment—named in honor of one of our most loyal listeners—and you won't want to miss its debut.

Next, Frank poses a simple question that quickly gets out of hand: What would be the telltale signs that you won the lottery? From ridiculous purchases to subtle life upgrades, the guys debate the giveaways that would make everyone suspicious.

To wrap things up, Mike delivers his final Hodag update, reflects on this year's festival, and shares his Top 3 favorite Hodag memories from over the years.

As always, expect plenty of laughs, Midwest nonsense, and a few stories that somehow went completely off the rails.

This week on a quick Frank & Hem Mini, the guys talk all things Fourth of July. From family traditions and cookouts to fireworks and what makes the holiday one of the best weekends of the summer, Frank and Hem share their plans and a few laughs along the way. A short, easy listen to celebrate Independence Day.

Are self-checkouts ruining society... or are they actually one of the greatest inventions ever? Tyler kicks things off with a One Minute Rant that might not land where you expect. Then the guys build Hall of Fames for a variety of random categories, debating who and what deserves immortal status. Finally, Mike takes the reins for a discussion on the unwritten rules of guy code—covering the words, phrases, and behaviors that no man should ever say or do if he wants to keep his membership card.

As always, it's equal parts sports bar debate, Midwest nonsense, and questionable life advice.

Mini Episode: In this quick hitter, Frank and Hem dive into one of Wisconsin's most baffling outdoor decorating traditions—the old toilet planter. You know the one: a retired toilet sitting in the yard with flowers growing out of the bowl. Is this a uniquely Wisconsin phenomenon, or are people across the country proudly landscaping with old plumbing fixtures? The guys debate whether it's charming, tacky, or somehow both, while sharing stories and trying to figure out how this became an acceptable form of curb appeal. 🚽🌼

This week on Frank & Hem, Mike steps into the One-Minute Rant spotlight before the guys take a trip through some of the most bizarre crime stories Wisconsin has ever produced.

From beer cave sit-ins and slow-speed police chases involving heavy machinery to the legendary theft of thousands of pounds of cheese, the boys uncover the kind of criminal masterminds that could only exist in America's Dairyland.

Later, Frank and Hem discuss the jobs they'd be absolutely terrible at, proving there are some careers that simply aren't in the cards.

Plus, Mike delivers an important update regarding this year's Hodag Festival.

It's another episode full of questionable decision-making, Wisconsin weirdness, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how any of us are still employed.

A quick-hit Frank & Hem mini episode, the guys tackle one of life's most important topics: gas stations. From their favorite stops and go-to hot food bar picks to the red flags that make them immediately turn around and leave, nothing is off limits. Grab a snack, top off the tank, and join the debate on what separates a great gas station from a hard pass. ⛽🌭🥤

This week on Frank & Hem, Frank unleashes a One-Minute Rant on the growing epidemic of smart appliances. Why does a refrigerator need Wi-Fi? Why does a washing machine need an app? And when did a toaster become smarter than its owner?

The guys then turn their attention to the College World Series, discussing who they're pulling for in Omaha and why. Next, they each rank their Top 5 Modes of Summer Transportation, from boats and bikes to golf carts and everything in between.

Frank also provides a quick update on preparations for this year's EAA festivities, including the excitement, chaos, and work that comes with getting ready for one of Wisconsin's biggest summer events.

Smart appliances, college baseball, summer transportation, and EAA prep—just another week in the garage with Frank & Hem.

This week on Frank & Hem, Hem uses his One Minute Rant to give some overdue recognition to the volunteer umpires keeping youth sports alive. The guys then break down some uniquely "guy" characteristics and debate whether certain traits are enough to get your invitation to the cookout revoked.

Later, Frank and Hem take a trip down memory lane and discuss things that used to be absolutely awesome... but somehow kind of suck now. From changing traditions to modern conveniences that aren't so convenient, nothing is safe.

Plus, listener shout-outs, questions, and the usual Midwest nonsense you've come to expect.

This week on Frank & Hem, the guys fire up a full blown Memorial Day episode packed with nostalgia, arguments, and pure American energy. Frank and Hem break down the absolute BEST and WORST parts of Memorial Day weekend — from backyard cookouts and less than ideal weather conditions, to lake season and mosquito hatches, and of course, the unofficial start of "guy grilling season."

Frank then delivers this week's One Minute Rant aimed directly at streaming services and the absolute disaster live sports viewing has become. Four apps, nine passwords, buffering screens, blackout restrictions… what happened to just flipping channels like civilized people?

The guys also riff on the greatest patriotic songs of all time and finish the episode with a list of real and fictional people who truly embody America.

Grab a brat, crack a beer, and celebrate Memorial Day weekend with Frank & Hem.

This week on Frank and Hem, Hem kicks things off with a passionate defense of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as the superior sitcom over The Office — and Frank may need a bird law defense attorney.

The guys also shout out listeners, answer fan questions, and dive headfirst into some absolutely necessary societal debates:

• Is leaving weights on gym machines a selfish act or no?
• What's the proper etiquette for corporate bathroom "situations"?
• Which movie quotes have permanently become part of our daily vocabulary?
• George Michael and Wham! were there signs.......?

Mike then somehow lands the plane by ending the episode on a positive, reflective note… like a zenned-up mob boss who just finished a self-help audiobook.

Another chaotic, ridiculous, and strangely relatable episode from your favorite Midwest dads.