FRANKIE AND THE KLITZ

Klitz is deathly afraid of spiders. He simply won’t go up to the top of the WCU building either.  But that doesn’t mean he paints his nails and cries when he pulls his hamstring, like the Chicago Bears quarterback. We need someone to tell us right now if we’re allowed to burn fallen limbs in…

We’ve all heard stories about getting spankings in school.  Obviously, this happened to the Boomers and Gen X. But did your parents spank you?  What did they use?  Wooden spatulas?  Red-patent leather belts? Speaking of good old-fashioned American violence, Klitz didn’t watch the Clancy trial.  He didn’t have time for it.  Frankie informed him that…

It’s offensive for us to hear why Dolly Parton was famous.  We, here at the F&K podcast, believe Dolly Parton was successful, due to her kindness and musical talents.  She may be the G.O.A.T. as it pertains to the most beloved celebrities in history. Her wigs never made us feel bad. As far as lottery…

The WNBA is dangerous and not for the faint of heart. It’s been violent lately, but on occasion, those players do indeed make lay-ups.  Forget that controversy though because it’s been announced that the same top TV game shows that were popular in the 80s, are still popular today, four decades later. Can you name…

Let’s say that summer used to be a great season. It’s possible the last few days of this heat has put Klitz over the edge. Does it feel good to be cooked inside a microwave?  Isn’t that what this past week was like? Summertime is now officially awful, yet Will Smith’s “Summertime” hit is the…

This is bad.  We’re concerned that our parents are overly concerned with courtroom drama on prime-time television. The boomers feel they can’t miss the nightly news because what if they miss the violence, the coroner reports, and the travesty of the human condition?  To put it simply, many of these people made movies based on…

Have you ever had a trash compactor in your kitchen?  If so, can we get a job that makes us rich too?  Do any of you still use a phonebook, DVD player, or rent videos?   Klitz examines the toys that used to be found in cereal boxes and Frankie states he’s done talking to robots…

If somebody wanted a large attendance at their funeral, what would be the ideal age to die?  No really, we want to know. We know it sounds macabre, but there has to be the perfect age to kick the bucket, in order to achieve the largest attendance possible. What is it?  If you die too…

It’s graduation time! Please tell us if someone threw you a graduation party, or if you got a gift besides money. Klitz’ party at his house was so big, he doesn’t even remember it. Think about that. Frankie literally asked him how the party was and Klitz blanked on it, paused, deflected, and replied, “I…

If you could only cook one thing for a BBQ at your house, what would it be?  Klitz doesn’t think the investment of brisket is worth it.   You’ve been to a gangsta party, we all have, but what did you drink and did you properly use a brown paper bag?  O.E? Colt 45? King…