FRANKIE AND THE KLITZ

This podcast was all about Halloween, but the headline should be “Most Heavily Edited” podcast. Klitz was having way too much fun and Bob had to spend an hour he didn’t have, to make it suitable for  listening.

Tylenol may or may not cause autism, but Fruit Loops cause ADHD.  Is that true? There’s no way to know. Why do women wear make-up?  Are they’re trying to impress other women or is it because they’re trying to imitate a peacock?  There’s no way to know. One thing is for sure: Klitz drinks out…

Frankie wasn’t terribly perky today, but you can always count on The Klitz to turn that frown upside down! It’s football time and Klitz is ready for fantasy football and to get kicked in the nads by Da Bears … again. And Frankie mentions, but doesn’t go into great detail, about his first massage experience.…

This weekend is the big District Street Concert. Frankie is excited to see the official AC/DC cover band, but wait until you hear what Klitz says about it. Who is the King of podcasting and why is Howard Stern getting cancelled? Later, Klitz weighs in, on the pros and cons of the general benefits of lying.…

If the inside of someone’s car is a complete mess all the time, what does the inside of their house look like?  As summer winds down, Klitz wonders if it’s a crime that school starts before Labor Day. Meanwhile, Frankie chastises Klitz for thinking NFL fantasy football is better than college fantasy football. Both of them think…

Frankie and the Klitz are in a bad head space these days. Thinking of horrible ways to die is foremost on their brains lately. What’s your least favorite holiday? For Klitz, it’s New Year’s Day. For Frankie, it’s Christmas. But what’s the dumbest thing out there right now? Hobby Horsing and it’s not even close.…

Would you join a country club?  Is there an Epstein list?  Klitz says no and yes. But what’s really on Klitz’ mind is the commercial for Anacin that came out in the 1950s where toxic masculinity began. But what is toxic masculinity?  What are some examples? Frankie can’t seem to define it when put on the spot.

How many people don’t have an inner monologue? In other words, if you don’t talk to yourself, is it because you don’t have anything between your ears? Quincy seems to have a few different accents and they range between “city” and “country.”  Do you have a city accent or a country accent?

Who plays the lottery and why should we make fun of someone who does? Is health insurance a scam? Nether Frankie, nor the Klitz tip on to-go orders and Frankie is afraid of what will happen when Brittany Boll finds out. Klitz says Father’s Day is dumb and fathers aren’t needed. Hooligans brings you this…

In the classroom as a kid, Klitz never got his mouth taped shut, but it’s possible his teachers tried to deport him. Frankie tries to find the line between hard discipline and not aggravating a parent, which seems to be impossible to find. During the bulk of the podcast, Frankie stares at Klitz in bewilderment…