Special episode with terrible audio quality reviewing the greatest competition to grace Mother Nature's hot earth. 

Simon talks Mykonos, Leonardo DiCaprio, July 4th, auditioning for America's Got Talent, and how the alt-right thinks he's Justin Trudeau.

Simon starts to talk all things basketball, including two stories about Kendrick Perkins and Kobe Bryant. But barely minutes into the podcast, there's an unexpected interruption!

This is the second-best encountering-the-mafia-in-a-foreign-country story behind Bert Kreischer's The Machine. To be honest, I don't know of any other encountering-the-mafia-in-a-foreign-country stories besides Bert Kreischer's The Machine but I have high hopes this story is better than them. Also in this episode: how I would survive a robbery, my failed attempts at looking cool on dates, and what Darth Vader should have said to Luke Skywalker. Of all the episodes to miss, this one isn't it!

An emergency short podcast! This was unplanned but apparently, I cut some brisket the wrong way and now all these beef geeks from Texas are on my case. My response: you're a bunch of meat nerds.

I should have added that three of these comments are from my followers, but, in my opinion, that makes it even worse because now I'm getting cyberbullied by my bloody friends.

Stand-up comedian Simon Fraser discusses his decision not to use his real name professionally. He also explains why his passport is in Nashville, discusses pigs that suckle, and apologizes to Tony Shalhoub. Follow him on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/swissmilkchateau.  

Produced by Max Lukian: https://www.instagram.com/maxlukian.

Simon Fraser, stand-up comedian and recent virtual college graduate, talks about his journey in comedy at college, sharing some thoughts along the way on overly supportive friends, pronouncing the names of countries correctly, and his time working for a drone company in rural Sri Lanka. Follow him on Instagram: instagram.com/swissmilkchateau

Produced by Max Lukian: instagram.com/maxlukian