This new craze of putting charcoal in everything has led to the creation of a beast most foul. Join us this week as we discuss The Activated Charcoal Monster. Also, watch out for Nargles. And Lamping is a thing.

No creature this week. Instead, we get a look behind the scenes as David and Elizabeth see a therapist. How David will handle it remains to be seen.

If you are down with AOC or RGB then you know that they are just two examples of social justice sirens. David had no clue either. Also, we have bad news.

David and Elizabeth are flying solo this week, as our expert was a no show. David continues to feel doubts about, well everything. The topic is the fusion fairy, a creature that combines leftovers in your fridge, making brand new dishes. No, it is not Tinkerbell.

Parf, the magic dragon lived by you and me and drank only Arbor Mist in a Honda CRV. Always making paper, was that rascal Parf. And if you took a loan from him, he will kill you with a scarf.

Big box stores and fast-food chains all have one thing in common and that is Pink Slime. This week we discuss a phenomenon that happens when people are exposed to Pink Slime, the Berg Mac. Get ready True Believers.

You have watched that television show where very athletic people try to get through an obstacle course and one person wins every five years. That winning person is not a person, it is a Spring Boy! Also, Elizabeth has never seen The Gummy Bears tv show!

Praise the Spoad, Elizabeth is back and just in time. This week we discuss the fact that all the plastic in the world is alive, and hatching a plot to end us all.

The worst thing possible has happened True Believers, Elizabeth is gone, and her husband Mark is filling in. He is a jerk. We hate him, but are stuck with him this week. Also, we are talking about the massive conglomerate animal known as the squirrel lord.

The creature this week is something pretty disturbing. It is called the Jabadook, and it has a thing for steampunk bikinis and encasing people in metal. Listening to this episode is our only hope.