Big box stores and fast-food chains all have one thing in common and that is Pink Slime. This week we discuss a phenomenon that happens when people are exposed to Pink Slime, the Berg Mac. Get ready True Believers.

You have watched that television show where very athletic people try to get through an obstacle course and one person wins every five years. That winning person is not a person, it is a Spring Boy! Also, Elizabeth has never seen The Gummy Bears tv show!

Praise the Spoad, Elizabeth is back and just in time. This week we discuss the fact that all the plastic in the world is alive, and hatching a plot to end us all.

The worst thing possible has happened True Believers, Elizabeth is gone, and her husband Mark is filling in. He is a jerk. We hate him, but are stuck with him this week. Also, we are talking about the massive conglomerate animal known as the squirrel lord.

The creature this week is something pretty disturbing. It is called the Jabadook, and it has a thing for steampunk bikinis and encasing people in metal. Listening to this episode is our only hope.

In this very special first episode of 2019, David and Elizabeth have forgone the regular format. They are in the studio by themselves and are taking calls from any true believer about any creature or phenomena! Also, Road Trip!

The new year is upon us. There is no point in making a resolution. This week we learn about the creature that consumes all of our yearly goals, making us forget them. Much like War Games, David learns that the only way to win is not to play.

We all need a protector that we created ourselves. Something big, powerful, moldable, and above all else, something that smells like flour in a nice way. This week we discuss the man made phenomena that is the Play-Doh Golem.

Mind Reading, Telekinesis, Pyrokinesis, Speaking with the Dead, all absolutely boring. This week we learn about many of the other psychic abilities that exist! Also, we learn a little German. We think.

There are hives of former humans wandering about our planet, using our streaming services, and basically just taking up space in the winter. They are called Hibernators. Learn about them now.