A VALENTINE from Matthew Renaldi, CEO of the pot pie empire, GRAVY DIGGERS:

“Roses are red, violets are blue, can we watch 2001’s Valentine, and do a subpar review?”

Yes, we can, Matthew! YES, we can!

Trapped, the FREAKQUELS crew, along with their guests JOE PETTITO and KEVIN NAPOLI, keep their cannibalistic urges at bay by discussing the holiday classic “MY BLOODY VALENTINE” after young Vince causes a coal mine to collapse, learning once and for all that there’s a vast difference between a Coal miner and a Coal minor.

In pursuit of teaching young Vince the true meaning of Valentine’s Day, the FREAKQUELS gang revisits the gothic horror masterpiece “BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN” only to disillusion the lad with its themes of romantic rejection and paternal abandonment.  Mission accomplished?

This week, the FREAKQUELS gang starts a lip-syncing band with rockabilly legend Tom Tomeo who reveals to them that the cult film “SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE ll” was based on his time as NEPA’s Driller Killer! 

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy   

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy  

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy  

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy   

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy

All  work  and  no  play  makes  Jack  a   dull  boy

They reviewed, “THE SHINING!” 

After confusing the LAMENT CONFIGURATION for one of his building blocks, young Vince accidentally opens a gateway to Hell where the CENOBITES force him to watch the 80's gorefest, "HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER ll." Find out if his SUFFERING was legendary, even in Hell!

Welcome to season 2 of FREAKQUELS!!!

This week, the gang travels to the BATES MOTEL to discuss the underrated sequel “PSYCHO 2” with innkeeper and cinephile extraordinaire Joe Petitto! 

Bustin’ makes the FREAKQUELS gang feel good as they welcome back GHOSTBUSTERS aficionado Matthew Renaldi to discuss the underrated gem of a sequel, “GHOSTBUSTERS 2!” 

After young Vince voices his Christmas wish of the FREAKQUELS gang reviewing a true holiday classic in the vein of “A Miracle on 34th Street”, Rory and Ej force him to watch the gonzo monster-fest “KRAMPUS” instead. Never dream, young Vince. 

This week, the FREAKQUELS crew is joined by artist extraordinaire Matthew Rinaldi to revisit the 1984 cult slasher flick “SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT” to determine if it makes the NAUGHTY or nice list!