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  • Ep 69 – All About Oral

    Rob asks Morgan how to plan an Artist Date, a la Julia Cameron's The Artist's Way, for himself during Covid.

    Morgan asks Rob how to deal confronting a stinky dick.

    Then they take listener questions, starting with sixtywhine's question at 53:53 about why 69ing is considered uncool.

    At 43:58, Barbara Bites asks how to keep your teeth out of a blowjob.

    At 50:23, Daario asks what is the best method to communicate whether your partner is doing it right.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 68 – The 40-Year-Old Secret

    At the start of the episode, No-Highlight2956 asks whether they should tell their brother their sister stole his motorcycle... 40 years ago!

    At 25:29, Mdligirl asks whether she can follow up on another platform with a man she ran out of time to contact on Bumble.

    At 29:07, Anxious23yearold asks whether it's selfish to pursue a music career.

    At 44:44, Totalwipeout8 asks what to name their shubunkin fish.

    57 min
  • Ep 67 – Your Willingness to Do That Is What I Love About You

    We dive right into the advice with peachymellon who wants to know how to improve mediocre sex with someone you like.

    Rob and Morgan discuss staying cool in the heat and tips for decluttering your space so you can make the most out of it. 

    At 26:35, throwaway409667 wonders if it's a bad idea to post anonymous nudes on the Internet.

    At 36:21, xentrisx slept next to his girlfriend's mother and wants to know if they crossed the line and how to fix things with his girlfriend.

    At 48:00, tpw2gm asks what it means when girls his age joke: "you must get all the girls."

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 66 – Pierce, Crush, Mash!

    Right away, Anongirl0998 asks how to get rid of the the dumb girl persona she puts on.

    At 25:25, Badnad asks if it's weird to give his neighbor potatoes.

    At 32:15, Falsemc asks about piercing one of his ears!

    At 38:11, Fancythrowawayacc asks about how to stop getting crushes on unavailable guys.

     

    There are a couple little audio hiccup moments in this episode. It's still great though and we'll get the tech stuff sorted next week!

    59 min
  • Ep 65 – Don't Be Shy

    Remarkable_Value4386 wants to know what to do about your significant other not posting about or acknowledging you on social media.

     

    At 18:36, candle_burner asks how to deal with a haircut you're ashamed of.

     

    At 26:30, thesubtilraisin is looking for tips on how to make a first date with a shy guy go more smoothly.

     

    At 38:33, PotatPancakes wants to know how to get better at texting.

     

    At 48:21, Spader623 seeks guidance on flaky friends that don't seem to respect their time.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep 64 – Moving in with a Grin

    At the start, StudMuffinMan_ asks for advice on moving in with his girlfriend for the first time.

    At 26:38, PaintNew asks how to deal with the realization of all you don't know.

    At 37:15, DCGMechanics asks how to not look at boobs when talking to a girl. (45 minute eye contact training video)

    At 44:18, Tthhrrooww_awayy just found out her coworker is the daughter of the woman her dad cheated on her mom with.

    At 53:04, Paradisehaven is worried they put too much detergent on their hat when they washed it.

    1 hr
  • Ep 63 – The Bath Mat Anti-Bandit

    The episode starts with a question from Reddit user Thatonefromadv about how to deal with being short.

     

    Morgan shares that she remembered to complain to her plant. Rob introduces the Great Mystery of the Bath Mat Anti-Bandit aka ONE OF YOU!

     

    At 31:55, Electric1337 seeks guidance on using less toilet paper. 

     

    Finally, at 42:45, overthemountains15 wonders what to do after finding out that their boyfriend subscribes to onlyfans accounts.

     

    Here's the link to the Wise Mushroom article: How to Overcome Emotional Dependency

     

    Here's the podcast episode Morgan references: Soul Mate GPS: Finding The Love You Want (Without Losing Yourself) W/ John Wineland #264 by The Life Stylist with Luke Storey

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 62 – Hoping for a Huggin'

    At the top of the episode, Jupitersreal asks how to deal with craving her partner's hugs at night.

    At 26:40 PapaCat1 asks what they can do while they save up for therapy to make themselves more confident.

    Rob recommends the books Own the Day, Own Your Life ; and Perfect Love, Imperfect Relationships.

    At 40:45 MaxCarney_123 asks what to do when feeling they used a girl they worry didn't enjoy having sex with them.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep 61 – Guilty Gifts and Anxious Shifts

    HuntersSuck asks how to deal with feeling like you don't deserve a gift you've received. At 33:00, untildawnisgei seeks guidance on how to be less anxious when starting a new job. Finally, at 42:36, nghtvision is looking for insight on dealing with sex and porn addiction.

    Rob recommends the book: Guide to Getting it On by Paul Joannides as a resource for sexual education.

    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep 60 – Just Feel the Rhythm

    First, whereismystarship asks for advice on throwing a bachelorette party for her mom. Then Morgan advises Rob on what to do when you finish bingeing a show on Netflix. At 23:30, stripyKiwi wonders how to enjoy listening to music. At 35:50, RossHowieson1 wants to know if it's okay to call a customer "darling." Lastly, at 48:58, dangerouscloud80 seeks guidance on becoming more empathetic.

    1 hr 11 min

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