Nick and Matt are back…
Are they?
Kind of.
Sort of.
But not really.
But yes really.

It’s Chicago Night One and we were supposed to have a full episode.
But then Nick decided to route our audio through what he calls his “secure backup system,” which apparently is just a guy named Edgar in Uruguay with a 2006 Dell and a dial-up modem.

So instead of a full show, you’re getting a Free Sample.
Volume 2, baby.

What’s in it?

• Matt recites part of a cheese label
• Nick plays a kazoo solo over a recording of Trey breathing
• There’s a game called “Is This Show Real?”
• And a 90-second moment of silence for Page’s monogramed Cufflinks

Blame the server.
Blame Nick.
But mostly — enjoy this bite-sized morsel while we reboot our entire lives before Chicago Night Two.

It’s a Free Sample. It’s Nick’s fault. It’s still Insuphishient.

If you are new always listen to the latest show first!