Sam and Callum dial the crack back a little, seeing as it's a bank holiday. The Amazon fires, Trump being batshit, the fact we're never going to retire and what we want to be when we grow up are the topics of crack this week.

01:05 The Amazon's burning

14:14 Greenland is not for sale, obviously

22:23 It's simple, we kill the old

28:12 The Irreplaceable Craig Charles

32:06 The UK is never satisfied

36:18 Callum wants to be a bin man

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

Sam and Callum take aim at the Lib Dems this week with their cannon of crack, specifically Jonathan Wallace for being a geet misogynist and Jo Swinson for being a hypocrite. Also getting covered in crack are hands-free kits, pointless fried chicken boxes, the state of the video game industry and Facebook hacks.

01:35 The Corbyn Brexit Proposal

04:50 The Lie-beral Democrats

14:13 Lost: Jonny Wallace's toys. Last seen being thrown from his pram

20:40 The Cunt List latest

23:05 Hands free kits in cars; safe or not?

32:25 #UtterlyPointlessAndRacistWasteOfMoney

38:34 We love backwards compatibility

47:35 Facebook hacks; still funny?

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

Sam and Callum crack on about hogs, anti-intellectualism, suicide conspiracies, the situation in Kashmir and shite music that they love so much.

00:22 Better than Baileys

02:35 Mass shootings, Conservative excuses and 30-50 feral hogs

20:20 Trouble in Kashmir

31:53 Jeffrey Nonce-stein

38:00 Chernobyl and anti-intellectualism

48:10 SAM LOVES JAMES BLUNT AND BALLS TO YOU IF YOU DON'T

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

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Things take a more casual crack this week as Sam and Callum discuss films, bad dates and Priti Patel being a massive fucking hypocrite.

01:02 We don't dig on strippers.

01:50 "Johnson the Animal!" "It's just Johnson."

10:58 Mark Field; the first ever member of The FreeCrack Cunt List.

12:15 Priti hypocritical, if you ask me.

24:09 It's Tool time.

33:00 Films that have no business being as good as they are.

52:04 Worst dates.

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

Sam and Callum do their best to squeeze some crack out of this car crash of a week; a penis as PM, the dangers and consequences of making false allegations and the appropriateness of public proposals.

00:32 Johnson and the Legion of Doom

18:23 Corbyn - 3 Conservatives - 0

31:45 Carl Beech

41:52 Super Public Social Media Proposal

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

Sam and Callum crack on about whether Trump is a racist (he is), what a shady Russian company is doing with all our photos, demonic hellcats and the new 007.

00:42 Trump the Irrefutable Racist

19:25 Always read the T&Cs

29:12 Social media data and drivel

36:26 CATS FROM HELL

43:50 Stage to Screen?

52:20 A new 007...

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

After a wee break in which a baby was born, the crack is back as Sam and Callum catch up on the last fortnight's events. Sir Kim, hypocrisy, shit potential PMs and conspiracy theories all get the FreeCrack treatment.

02:28 Kim (not that one) and Donnie

13:31 America's Left

16:29 The Neil Interviews

26:26 Lemon flavoured hypocrisy

33:24 Just don't be a c**t

42:30 Lewis Capaldi vs Liam Gallagher's brother

53:39 The Area 51 raid

Producer and Editor: Alan Watkinson

Sam and Callum keep the Brexit crack to a minimum with the Brexit Horn, discuss the worrying events in Iran, the recent ruling on UK arms sales to Saudi,

00:36 Bring in the Brexit Horn!

01:13 Iran and the USA

16:23 UK arms sales to Saudi

24:13 The next PM; battle of the genitalia slang

31:26 Mark Field: Thug for Cities of London and Westminster

41:49 Years and Years; why good sci fi is scary

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor (and Chief Hornblower): John Dalziel

Sam and Callum desperately try (and fail) to NOT crack on about Brexit this week. Brand vs Farage, Bieber vs Cruise, Tory vs Tory and Chuka vs staying with one party for more than a month also get cracked on about.

01:01 Four down, six to go

07:44 Is it the right time for a GE?

16:51 Remembering Grenfell

27:59 The many parties of Chuka Umunna

37:45 Shandyhands Nigel

49:50 Rocky Bal-Bieber

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel

Sam and Callum are joined by Mary to crack on about how covfefe Trump's state visit was and how not covfefe his comments about the NHS were, the "Brexit Party's" defeat at the hands of Labour, idiots who want a "straight pride parade" and a new podcast set to rival FreeCrack...

00:54 Top Trumps: The State Visit, NHS and Space

22:28 The Peterborough By-Election

26:44 A New Conservative Leader

30:33 Straight Pride, Sexuality and Race

35:40 Homophobic Attacks

44:42 Kenneth Macharia and Asylum Seekers

53:00 A new podcast...

Producer: Alan Watkinson

Editor: John Dalziel