Frenchpet

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  • FRENCHPET ADVICE - MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ASKED IF SHE IS PREGNANT (SHE IS NOT)

    Frenchpet Advice is back! In this episode, Frenchpet talks about the Reddit post "My Girlfriend Got Asked If She Is Pregnant, (She Is Not), And Is Currently Crying. What Do I Say To Make Her Feel Better?" Listen to him come up with different schemes to make the most out of a fake pregnancy situation, what the question tells you about the one who asked it and more! 

    Here's the link to the original Reddit post:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/kemia3/my_girlfriend_got_asked_if_she_is_pregnant_she_is/

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    8 min
  • A VERY FRENCHPET CHRISTMAS - FRENCHPET ON QUITTING CAFFEINE

    In this special Christmas Eve episode, Frenchpet plays Power Blade 2, a game that happens on, guess what, Christmas Eve 20200! That extra zero is totally not a typo. He talks about the similarities between Power Blade's story and Metal Gear Solid, not understanding movies the first time and lying about the origins of a shirt stain. He also discusses cancelling Christmas, quitting caffeine and his eventual relapse. 

    It's another can't miss episode full of snot, if you're into that sort of thing. No judging.

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    18 min
  • A VERY FRENCHPET CHRISTMAS - FRENCHPET ON THE OLD NAVY CREW

    In another special Christmas episode, Frenchpet brings out the Ho Ho Ho's! No not those hos, silly! He plays Snow Bros and Home Alone on the NES! He talks about Bubble Bobble, Christmas on places without snow and Macaulay Culkin's hands-on-face pose, He also discusses normies loving corny things and playing Rad Racer again just to wash the stink of the Home Alone games away. 

    'Tis the season to listen to another can't miss episode!

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    16 min
  • FRENCHPET ADVICE - I WANT TO GET INTO ACTING OR VOICEOVER WORK BUT I'M AT SQUARE ONE AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN!

    Frenchpet Advice is back! In this episode, Frenchpet talks about the Reddit post "I Want To Get Into Acting Or Voiceover Work But I'm At Square One And Don't Know Where To Begin!". Hear him muse about life as a Yakuza simulator with endgame stats, not getting around the things you like and some tips in voice acting! 

    Do you want to hear Frenchpet do a solid Solid Snake impression? This episode is for you!

    Here's the link to the original Reddit post:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/keiwkf/i_want_to_get_into_acting_or_voiceover_work_but/

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    Twitter: http://twitter.com/https://www.twitter.com/frenchpet/
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/frenchpetpodcast/
    Linktr.ee: https://linktr.ee/frenchpetpodcast

    19 min
  • A VERY FRENCHPET CHRISTMAS - FRENCHPET ON FMV CUT SCENE

    In this special Christmas episode Frenchpet plays Parasite Eve, a Christmas game just like Die Hard is a Christmas movie! He tells a story about getting a PS3 memory card reader for cheap, enjoying PS1 games on a CRT TV and getting reminded by his save file that he's in the museum. He also talks remakes pissing on the memories of classics, why FMV cutscenes exist, fighting a T-Rex and the lack of sleep.

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    20 min
  • FRENCHPET GETS IN A FIGHT WITH A HOMELESS DEAN MARTIN IMPERSONATOR

    IT'S THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! In the red corner, from the depths of retro gaming hell Montreal, Quebec, Canada... Frenchpet! In the blue corner, from the meanest, grimiest streets of Parts Unknown... a homeless man who looks and sounds conspicuously like Rat Pack member Dean Martin? Listen to Frenchpet share his story about that fight, social justice warriors, helping the homeless and more!

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    21 min
  • FRENCHPET ADVICE - BOYFRIEND 31F TOOK MY BESTFRIEND 21F OUT FOR DINNER

    Frenchpet Advice is back! In this episode, Frenchpet discusses the Reddit post "Boyfriend 31m took my bestfriend out for dinner". Listen to what he has to say about this strange soap opera!

    Here's the link to the original Reddit post:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/k9qkmz/boyfriend_31m_took_my_bestfriend_21f_out_for/

    Follow our socials for more Frenchpet madness!

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/frenchpet/
    Twitter: http://twitter.com/https://www.twitter.com/frenchpet/
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/frenchpetpodcast/
    Linktr.ee: https://linktr.ee/frenchpetpodcast

    10 min
  • FRENCHPET PLAYS DOWNWELL

    In this episode Frenchpet plays Downwell, a great retro style game! He talks about his stew, a similar Atari homebrew game and scalpers ruining your chances to buy cheaper second hand stuff. He also talks about people pawning their Sega Genesises (Genesi? Geneses?) to get a PS1 back in the day, Black Friday, used PS3's being sold for $200 and finally buying an HD TV.

    Also he has an offer for you to get a free copy of Downwell. Listen to this episode for more info!

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    17 min
  • FRENCHPET BUYS SLY A BIRTHDAY PRESENT IN ANIMAL CROSSING

    In this episode Frenchpet celebrates Sly's birthday in Animal Crossing! He also talks about renting a car, trying to get a license during Covid, Zoom driving school and having difficulties getting a driving test scheduled. He also discusses getting the Lost Highway soundtrack through misdirection, buying a broken Kobo eReader and more Animal Crossing fun!

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    27 min
  • FRENCHPET ADVICE - HELP WITH COMPLETE LACK OF MOTIVATION

    Frenchpet Advice is back! In this episode, Frenchpet discusses the Reddit post "Help With Complete Lack Of Motivation". Hear him shill Nike's slogan (Just Do It!), talk about resisting life, not being dumb when you're older and more!

    Here's the link to the original Reddit post: 

    https://www.reddit.com/r/askwomenadvice/comments/k5jx9y/help_with_complete_lack_of_motivation/

     

    Uploaded by Frenchpet's Assistant

    11 min

About Frenchpet

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From Montreal Canada (retro gaming hell) Frenchpet gives you his hot takes on gaming culture (spoiler: he hates it) and gives his opinions on all sorts of retro gaming related stuff. This podcast is…