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Manchester City defeated Crystal Palace 4–1 at Selhurst Park (Haaland x2, Cherki x2; Donnarumma own goal for Palace
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
Join Rusty and Blinky as they audit Premiere league live Match Manchester City VS Crystal Palace Bundesliga Bayern Munich VS Stuttgart with Coach Grog on the commentary
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
Introducing The Player Telemetry Intercept! We breach the Black Sea satellite node to tap straight into Mohamed Salah following his stunning move to Trabzonspor. Is Mo escaping League Compliance’s Premier League frame-rate tracking, or is he just enjoying Black Sea tea and scoring twice on his home debut?
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
The Frequency B satellite truck is back on the grid, intercepting the direct telemetry signals for Friday Night Premier League!
Rusty and Blinky set up camp outside Selhurst Park for Crystal Palace vs. Manchester City. Pep’s passing algorithms are running at $94.7\%$ efficiency, but Coach Grog joins the hotline with an emergency tactical patch: a 10-man physical firewall designed to crash City’s GPU before kick-off! Meanwhile, data analyst Dr. Data insists that biomechanical parameters will prevail.
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
Four leagues. One massive opening weekend system meltdown.
Join paranoid lead anchor Rusty and panicked audio tech Blinky the Bear as they audit the post-match telemetry from the weekend's multi-league reboot.
This week on the audit: • Premier League: Liverpool's 99th-minute penalty time-dilation at St. James' Park and Hull City uploading a Championship speed-script against Manchester United (2-0).
• La Liga: Barcelona dropping a 5-0 spatial resolution patch on Elche and Real Madrid’s 90th-minute hardware hot-fix.
• Serie A & Ligue 1: Kevin De Bruyne bypassing the Catenaccio Crypt on his Napoli debut and Rennes forcing a Parisien server crash.
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🎙️ ABOUT THE UNHINGED Broadcast live from an undisclosed mobile surveillance van, The Unhinged is a weekly football satire and audio drama series intercepting satellite feeds across the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga. SUPPORT THE AUDIT
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The Unhinged is a fast-paced football satire and multi-sport audio drama series following lead anchor Rusty (a paranoid, matrix-obsessed analyst) and Blinky the Bear (his…
Operating out of an undisclosed 16-bit mobile surveillance van, Rusty and Blinky intercept live satellite feeds, post-match teleferences, and telemetry data across Europe’s top leagues—auditing matchday results before League Compliance can trace their signal.
From Premier League stoppage-time "glitches" and La Liga tactical exploits to F1 telemetry traps and combat sports frame-rate breakdowns, The Unhinged exposes the absurd, hilarious, and over-clocked reality of modern sports.
🎙️ New episodes drop 4x weekly: • Monday: The Weekend Football Audit
• Wednesday: The Midweek Tactical Glitch / Intercept Special
• Friday: The Multi-Sport System Intercept
• Sunday: Sunday Night Emergency Reaction
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