The Machine (@themachinepod) and The Chisler (@fochisel) are joined by Mr. Hospitality (@MrHospitality2) for his 11th appearance on Friday After Work! We discuss baby making, mail order family problems, Breckenridge, the Machine joins the Roswell Bobsled Team, Mr. Hospitality and Machine celebrate birthdays, the Chisler does something embarrassing to his rental car, firm beliefs, Facebook disclaimers, Global Warming, fence sitting, what happened to the dinosaurs, dentists vs. doctors, the Lawyer has sushi with the Happening, Mario departs the spank bank, the bike-riding Mr. Hospitality verbally spars a redneck, all capped (pardon the pun) with an unbelievable Friday After Drinking!

The Cobra (@classlesschap) returns to FridayAfterWork with his venomous wit! We discuss Master Chef Junior, Honey Bubble, fatherhood, Senior citizen discounts, the Machine and The Kid's trip to Breckenridge, the Cobra is laid off while the Chisler gets a new job, the Machine Surveillance Agency, listicals, popcorn time, the Oscars, Michael Keaton, Frank Sinatra child molester Boppies, impending therapy, breast feeding, The Machine breaks his skis, the post-breakup Kid is hit by an uphill skier followed by a date with her Ski instructor, Chisler tries to make the Machine uncomfortable, Thunderbroom/Cobra/Chisler vs. "the Hamdog", The Shut-Ups, Prince, and Friday After Drinking!

We are finally back from an extended break after the holidays! The Machine (@themachinepod) and the Chisler (@fochisel) welcome their significant others, the Lawyer and the Happening (@itsthehappening), to reveal what it's like to be in a relationship with your podcast hosts. They discuss the Machine and Lawyer's Breckenridge trip, kids getting together, parenting, barfing children, Machine's hair cuts, the best and worst things about being with the boys, Dr. Professor Awesome (and an open invitation from the Chisler), marriage and kid possibilities, Vanderpumpin', and Friday After Drinking! Motions are filed, objections are overruled and questions are answered, but how many more remain?

Hackers hacked, hacking hacked hackers in GHYNH3.

Featuring selected outtakes from the last 20 episodes:

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E32 with Dani Kollin and Eytan Kollin (@dkollin)

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E33 with The Chef (@chefmsouth)

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E34 with Mr. Hospitality

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E35 with The Cobra (@classlesschap)

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E36 with The Mexican

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E39 – Chisler Sold Separately

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E45 with The Ranger

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E48 with Mr. Hospitality

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E50 – the Supersode

Promos from:

E29: Geographical Anomaly

E30: Mr. Hospitality's Tips and Tricks of Social Etiquette

E31: "I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today" by the Tazmann Fan Band

E32: Challenge of the Chiselfriends

E33: We Are The NSA

E34: Back to The FridayAfterWork

E35: The CoBrah

E36: The Ballad of Breckenridge

E37: Chisler Phoning It In

E38: The Six-Million Dollar Lexus

E39: Five Minutes Awakening

E40: "Down to the Glory Hole" by the Tazmann Fan Band

E41: FactCheck.FridayAfterWork.fm

E42: Lord Tazmann, President of Tasmania

E43: Barn Weddings are the Place to Be

E44: The Chisler Challenge to Lincoln Humphries

E45: new disclaimer

E46: Theme Songs (Sinatra Remix)

E47: Eytan Shrugged

E48: "I'm A Firm Believer" by The Hospitalities

Celebrating 50 episodes of Friday After Work! To mark the occasion, we bring you this action-packed, comedic juggernaut of an episode– a true SUPERsode– as The Chisler and The Machine are joined by four of our awesome regular guest hosts: The Jew, The Chef, Tazzman and Mr. Hospitality! Our favorite Australian newscaster and viral video star, Lincoln Humphries (@lbhumphries), makes a special appearance! And our quest to answer questions continues as we seek resolution on the following:

After all of the back and forth smack talking, what will Tazmann do now that he's finally got Mr. Hospitality in the room?

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What is the REAL reason for The Jew's 29-episode-long absence?

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Did Tazzman remember to check the box during open enrollment?

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What did The Chisler do for his birthday, and does anybody actually care?

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With the holiday shopping season in full effect, can The Chef break free of the distractions to cook up another amazing recipe for our listeners?

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Who does Lincoln Humphries pick in a boxing match between Vladmir Putin and a kangaroo? And why do Koalas have chlamydia?

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And, the most unbelievable question of all: What could POSSIBLY drive The Machine to actually sell his Legos?

Drinking games, below-the-belt digs and offensiveness ensue, and we announce some exciting formatting changes (including the death of "Quick Bits")– all this and much so more!

Before leaving for his next rotation, a hungover Ranger joins the Machine and Chisler to share stories of his going away escapades and what's next. After dropping some hints about what's coming up for E50, we discuss Orbital Sciences' failed launch, Russian rocket parts, @ElonMusk, Planetary Resources ARKYD telescope, a theory that Johann Sebastian Bach didn't write all of the music attributed to him, sleeping habits by zip code, frozen deer shit being used for viral research, Ebola, and wrap it all up with Friday After Drinking.

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Documentary: Some of Bach’s great masterpieces were composed by his wife – The Washington Post

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Virus resurrected from 700-year-old caribou dung

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What Is Your County’s Average Bedtime? What About Total Hours of Sleep? These Two Maps Have the Answers

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U.S. rocket explosion probed; space station resupplied

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Russian space station resupply rocket launches, doesn't explode

Our nine time guest host @MrHospitality2 returns. Can the Machine and Mr. Hospitality put an end to Chisler's List? Meanwhile, we discuss the Machine's books signed by Dani and Eytan Kollin, broke back Batman, Mr. Hospitality's bike accident, the Machine's family drama, the Chisler's credibility gets threatened, NYC phone booth beacons tracking your movements, UPS offering 3D printing, Oompa Loompas, the Fappening, Kate Upton hard at work, Louisanna's boot is disappearing, Ben Afleck, Bill Maher and Islamophobia, @subtypical feedback, the Chisler goes off the rails, and Friday After Drinking.

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Hundreds Of Devices Hidden Inside New York City Phone Booths

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The UPS Store will 3-D print stuff for you

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Louisiana Loses Its Boot

 

 

 

 

The hilarious, award-winning science fiction authors, Dani Kollin and Eytan Kollin, join us for a fifth time to take the power back! We discuss news on the Kollin Bros. upcoming creative efforts, whatever happened to the Machine's signed copies of their books, steampunk podcasting, space camp, Las Vegas motorcycle accidents, bar fights in Shanghai, alimony no more, acute Chiselitis, SpaceX shakes down Texas, Genetically-Modified high school grads, Scotland's bluff pays off, marijuana legalization in California, Chisler's List, Disney's assets may be frozen, how similar Dani and Eytan's creative process is to Machine and Chisler's, and wrap it up with a three-way death match in Friday After Drinking.

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Space Notebook: Texas celebrates winning SpaceX pad

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Woman sues Disney, says ‘Frozen’ was based on her life story | Inside Movies

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Marijuana legalization effort begins in California

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The World’s First Genetically Modified Babies Will Graduate High School This Year | TechCrunch

We are joined for the second time by physicist Dr. Phil Metzger (@DrPhiltill), we discuss; controversial companies, getting off the planet, Outer Space Treaty, space ecosystems, Spotted Owl, 3D printing in orbit, International Space Station, asteroid impacts, Mars missions, holes drilled on Mars, building for NASA Swamp Works, 3D print on Earth, Minecraft, LEGO, valuable asteroid material, public spending, Space Shuttle, Evolved Expendable Launch Vehicle, space law, and more.