Friday Night Audit: the minisode where karma finally collects… with teeth. #NoVacancyNews

Craig Sullivan and Dr. Producer Suzanne Bagnera, PhD, CHA, CED join me for happy hour storytelling starting with "four time zones in one day" and ends with me getting bitten by something, I never even saw. After 200+ episodes of me slinging insults, I consider this a performance review from the universe.

🕒 I tell the story of bouncing through four time zones in one day and losing track of reality

✈️ I recap the $100-ish Vegas room directly under the takeoff path (my ceiling tiles know aviation)

📶 I admit I tried uploading a video and LinkedIn said "no" with zero compassion

🏨 I talk off-Strip value vs Strip pricing because I still like math

🧴 I ask the only question that matters at 1 a.m.: why does bottled water expire

🥤 I give Black Desert Resort credit for aluminum bottles + water/ice access

🛫 Craig unloads on LAX and names the airports he actually likes

🩹 And then we hit the ending: the mystery bite — sudden, unseen, and absolutely karma-powered

Friday Night Audit: cocktails, complaints, and one horror-movie ending I didn't order.