Smoke Alarm

Discount Card

Cheap Ass Halloween Shit

CRIME SCENE TAPE

Trying on Clothes like a Weirdo

New Trumpet Sound

Midnight Mass

Squid Game pt. 2

Many Saints of Newark SUCKS

Till Death is FUN

Three Eyed Dinosaur Shrimp

Teachers Paid in Vodka

Thanks for Summer School Drunkie

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

SPIDER WEB PONCHO; INCLUDES PONCHO

SKIMPY OUTFITS

PUMPKIN CONTENT

INAPPROPRIATE PUBLIC ATTIRE

JESS DOESN'T WANT FOLLOWERS

FINELY SHRED BASIL

SOUR CREAM & ONION POTATO CHIPS

VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE

SQUID GAME

VIEWS FROM THE HAMMOCK

SCREECH OWL = TINY SNORING HORSE

FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE

COUGAR BALLON

NAPKINS

COCK CANDLE

FLAMING HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

MOTIVATIONAL FOOD WRAPPERS

CASHEWS CONTAIN CASHEWS

JESS LOSES HER KEYS EVERYDAY

RAY-BAN STORIES

SCHOOL BUSES

TEXT, DON'T CALL

MALIGNANT

COPSHOP

JEHOVAH

BACK TO SCHOOL

SPIDER BITE

TOLL BILL

FISH DICKS

DISPLACED BUGS

SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR

NICE SETUP

JESS EATS FOOD SLOW

JESS CAN'T ORDER SHIT ONLINE

JESS CAN'T CHEW GUM

SHANG-CHI

MALIGNANT

SEE

AEW ALL OUT

TUBI

OPTIMUM CABLE

AMAZON KEY

CVS

PREGNANCY TESTS

MR. WOOLY

SNAP BRACELETS

GROUND ROUND

DUNKIN' PAY IT FORWARD

LONDON RIVER POO COCAINE

TRY THIS IT'S DISGUSTING

FLAMING HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

HALF + HALF

VAL

VACATION FRIENDS

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We had an audio glitch with this one, not sure what happened. I've salvaged it but it's definitely not our usual quality. We'd still love you to listen to it otherwise we would have scrapped it completely. Our apologies, we love you. - Mike & Jess

Butt tattoos

Hurricane Henri

Strip Clubs

7-11 Ads

I'm 8 & 3/4 years old

Brand New Cherry Flavor

40 to 6 episodes per season

Don't Breath 2

Thanks Pete & Riki!

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Dog sitting extravaganza

Hall & Oates

Jones Beach

Give a tip when someone opens a can?

Law Abiding Pigeon

Be ready by 12, I wanna leave at 11:30

ASS EFFECT tm copyright Mike & Jess 8/13/21

Calvin Klein boxers

Changing food sizes, we're on to you!

Dog Sitting

Moles

Christmas shopping in August

Mandela Effect

'Bastian

Suicide Squad

Dr. Death

My fruit was not cut proportionately

-Road Trip

-Overpacking

-Is there a state that doesn't require seat belts?

-State and city pronunciations

-3 pieces of bread for 2 people?

-DNA on my desk

-R2D2

-Wish.com

-Shirt tags