Friday Night Fanfiction

Fanfics read:

A Radiator Springs Orgy (by daddychat)

Squid's Ward (by diesir)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

Brief description because this is already late in posting! Val is probably out until Christmas because of school! This is our first episode with guests in it!

Beth and Sam join as the first guests of Season 12 wherein we read about a Cars orgy, Squidward's barnacle, and Stevo gets yelled at for talking about his work friend named Guido.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/11/13/season-12-episode-3-slow-dancing-with-chinese-food/

Fanfics read:

Ice Orgy of the Guardians Winter Soltsex (by FuckmanJenkins)

purr hormones (by logicalheart)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Shawn

And we already lost another host for a week., ha ha haaaaaaaaa.

Stevo, Logan and Shawn revisit the world of Rise of the Guardians and there’s lots and lots and lots of awful sex going on. Then they go to the realm of Star Trek TOS where they ordered a round of Leonards on Spock sandwiches and eschew the virtues of grape nuts.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/29/season-12-episode-2-hubba-bubba-cum/

Fanfics read:

the excelent tf2 storey colection of good original storeys (by smalldad (logoleptic))

Cup of Coffee (by SiminaCindy)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn

First episode of the new Season and already Val is missing in the episode. Yeesh. Hope the last few months have treated you well. We're tired of living in these awful, interesting times, but we're coming back to doing what we do because we know you missed us. Even if you got that restraining order against us, we know deep down you still care.

Stevo, David, Logan and Shawn kick off Season 12 with Team Fortress 2 and Cuphead fanfics. That's about all I got out of it, and I just finished editing it. It gets weird, y'all. Sorry about the anti-ASMR, but we offer no refunds.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/10/22/season-12-episode-1-i-live-in-creampie-apparently/

Fanfics read:

The Very Secret Diaries (by Indybaggins)

The Very Secret Diaries of Saint Augustine (by Jay Tryfanstone (tryfanstone))

Jareth’s Secret Diaries (by KBates)

Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s the end of Season 11! And you know what that means? Spriummer cleaning! Yes, a completely made up thing I used just as an excuse to cull through a trio of Very Secret Diaries-inspired stories and then one ComicsNix. First, it’s a Very Secret Who’s Line Is It Anyway British Version Gay Sexfest. Then, it’s a biblical (?) very secret religious diary. After that, it’s the very sexy diary of the Goblin King. Finally, when we all got fed up with reading about secrets and diaries, we reread an old classic from ComicsNix featuring Bella Swan, god, satan, pirates, ninjas, aliens, and monks. And then we stopped recording!

We hope you’ve enjoyed Season 11 along with us. It’s been by far our most unique, long, and inconsistent one since we started the show. But overall, we’re happy with it, and we look forward to coming back after the Summer wind has finished blowing in and out again. Patreon is paused for the duration of the Summer, and we start the live recordings again on September 1st. If you’re eligible and able, please make sure you get vaccinated if you haven’t already done so. Continue to social distance and whatnot, since we really want to get back to planning our next IRL FNF get together. Our discord will still be hopping with activity even during the off-Season months, and we will hopefully see you there. Season 12 we are tentatively planning to go back to having guests come on the show, but that really entirely depends on the hosts’ life circumstances once we resume. Take care of yourselves, and each other, and enjoy your June, July and August!

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/06/11/season-11-episode-22-the-tale-of-braces-for-shawns-eyes-and-the-old-people-hotel/

Fanfics read:

Love Makes Bucky Dilate (by Van_Nasa)

Star Wars Aftershock (by Austin Seville)

Reasons To Walk Into A Mysterious Forest With Someone You Know Over The Communicator (by FullmetalDude1)

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

It’s just the cum episode. Literally. Almost everything is about cum, or other fluids. From cookie batter to tentacle secretions this one is all about the icky gooness. First another AU Avengers thing involving Bucky and a concussion, then some kinda weird Chipmunks Star Wars crossover that we didn’t get very far in, and then a whole lotta Voltron sexytime. Now I must shower.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/06/11/season-11-episode-21-just-the-cum-episode/

Fanfics read:

Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs (by DepressedHorse)

Elaine's Slut World (by Jack_Persona)

The NASCAR Heist (by witapepsi)

Mitch McConnell x Reader Lemon (by The_Shame_Basement)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn

Only a few more episodes to go left in this Season! We teased it for a good bit but we finally get around to reading some SpongeBob erotica and oh boy was it erotic maybe kinda we talked a lot about rental properties for some reason. Then we read some Seinfeld, because we're slowly making our way across the sitcom fanfic universe. After that, more NASCAR! but this time with Parappa. And finally, Logan reads about having sex with Mitch McConnell. I have nothing more to add on this.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/28/season-11-episode-20-kentucky-fried-dickmeat/

Fanfics read:

Link fights for women's rights (by Nonbendo)

Pizza Delivery (by Dragon Rider and Story Seeker)

The Greatest Challenge (by Nonbendo)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

This really is just the pizza time Season, isn't it? We read two stories by nonbendo, both involving Link and one involving women's rights and the constitution, but in between we read about Spider-Man because of course we do. It's pretty radical, though! Tubular even! Other 90's surfer lingo can be inserted here until you're sick of it which you probably already are.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/21/season-11-episode-19-a-japanese-tea-set-made-out-of-newspaper-and-condoms/

Fanfics read:

Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)

Garak’s Very Special Gift (by Sunnie0023)

fifty shades of ventilation (by sonicstasia)

Cowboy Bebop (by Peter Chimaera)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn

Sorry for missing a week last week, let's just pretend it didn't happen, k? This episode we reverse the absence with Logan missing and David back but it works out cause he does an okay Garashir impression. We only read a small amount of fanfic this time, capping off with another DS9 fanfic about Garashir but involving babies, Sonic in 50 shades of pfffttfbffbfbf, and Cowboy Bebop but it's not actually Cowboy Bebop. After that we get to some Naked Opinions questions cause it's been quite a while and I can assure you the side show isn't dead, it'll come back eventually just like my sexlife hopefully. Wait why did I type that no google don't publish delete draft delete draft oh f

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/05/14/season-11-episode-18-i-wanna-be-david-now/

Fanfics read:

I wanna be the guy who loves a fruit (by KennySheep)

Steamed Hams but it’s Garashir (by StellaRivers)

69 Hues of Meta Friday Night Fanfiction undoes a kerfuffle (by BusterManwomb)

Good Boy (by seeyourcolorsrun)

Readers: Stevo, Val, Logan, Shawn

I'm writing this summary while watching God-King Texas and Chicken Homed Greg fight very bad golf greens so I really don't have many thoughts on the matter right now. We read some fanfic about I wanna be the guy, Star Trek DS9, and...ourselves?! What the retcon? Oh, and we read some Simpsons fic.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/30/season-11-episode-17-good-boy/

Fanfics read:

Ergonomic Love (by Wolley and Sara4thewin)

Air Pockets (by WildAndFreeHearts)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, Shawn, Sara, Wolley

Now, hear me out. Don't immediately go all murderous mob with pitchforks and whatnot on me. This is the only episode of this Season that will have guests, and it's due to multiple factors. 1) They wrote the damn story and 2) one of them is a FNF staff member so we made an exception in this case. Also we had this planned out, like, almost a month in advance, and even then it almost didn't happen due to timing and technical difficulties.

ANYWAYS, we read about Markiplier fucking a chair. Then we read about queefs. Then we answered naked opinions questions for a bit cause I think we may have run out of funny but apparently we didn't so it's still worth listening to. I dunno dude, I still can't get over the chair fucking thing.

To grab the fanfics and more, go to https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/04/25/season-11-episode-16-my-nana-was-a-squirter-oy/