The Sheriff takes a relaxing boating trip, Clay and Bob get crafty, zombies make good Country Music fans, Roscoe and Earl still don't have a clue, things don't go well for the remaining RV crew, and Earl gets a clue, but it's too late.
Roscoe and Earl learn a lesson in beaconing, and the RV crew discovers that the dead do not make good traveling companions. Especially in large numbers.
Chett and Harry make a discovery, Wally blows some stuff up, the Sheriff hits the water, Chett and Harry get butterflies in their stomachs, and Bob runs her mouth.
Chett yells at Harry for not taking the trash out (because it comes back to life), the Sheriff mildly tortures Clay, Chett and Harry face the end, Roscoe and Earl watch some exciting TV, and Clay does a little shadowboxing.
Roscoe and Earl sober up, the computer gets bitchy, Wally and Detective Moses interview Mrs. Hensworth, Chett and Harry decide to try to leave town but have a little fender bender. Clay gets in a really bad situation.
The Sheriff starts getting pissed, Roscoe and Earl crush some penguins, and Clay hacks a microwave.
38 min
About Fried Green Zombies
From the publisher's feed
Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi.
Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner.
Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world.
Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?