Fried Penguin News

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET! Join us each week as we bring you the news you don't hear about - because we make it up as we go along.

On this explosive edition we join our intrepid anchors Reece, Simon and Zach as they undertake the daunting task of catching themselves a bear to keep in the studio. Needless to say really but things go wrong from the get-go and Derrick is forced to fill dead air with an interview with none other than Mike from the podcast Wack Brackets (that's right. An actual guest that isn't just one of us doing a stupid voice)

Plus WEATHER, OPINIONS AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP!

Actually, sorry. I kind of feel you don't believe that Mike is a real person. Not only is he real but he hosts his own bloody podcast that is (independent of and not reflecting the values and opinions of the Fried Penguin News Corp) fucking incredible which you can check out at the link below!

http://wackbrackets.com 

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams

Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS IN THE INTERNET!

In this weeks action packed mini episode Simon is furious to find our Derrick has ignored all the posters posted around the office and granted Dougie Eccleston access to the building. Between you and me though, Dougie just seems like a cool dude who loves to party. I wonder what Simon is hiding?

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self-proclaimed NUMBER 1 SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET.

On this exciting episode Reece gets locked in studio by some disobedient house plants, Zach desperately tries to understand cold fusion and Simon does everything in his power to trick people in to working for him.

Plus WEATHER, OPINIONS AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP!!!

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!

On this weeks exciting mini episode Zach is joined in studio with inventor, party-animal and scooter enthusiast Scooter Jones to talk about his exciting new scooter that has some nifty and unique features not found anywhere else on the market!

Plus TIMELESS MYTHICAL BLOOD OATHES!

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

This Just In...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!

On this weeks action packed episode Simon gets up close and personal with a centaur, Zach parties with witches and Reece deals with a HR catastrophe!

PLUS WEATHER, OPINIONS AND GOSSIP!

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News. The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!

In this very exciting mini episode we discuss the breaking news that 600,000 microscopic fish have broken containment and are taking over the British waterways one exploded chest at a time. We are joined by a professor, a canal enthusiast and Susan Boyle to discuss the real world ramifications of such a monumental whoopsie.

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self-proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!

On this action packed episode we touch base with our favourite dancer K-Fed to talk why cats are attracted to his milkshakes, we get to the bottom of why Simon's banana-bread has gained sentience and we make sure to wear our government mandated coats and protective goggles at all times.

PLUS WEATHER, CELEBRITY GOSSIP AND CHAPPED FORESKINS!

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised comedy podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

BREAKING NEWS...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News! The self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET.

In this action packed mini episode we turn our attention to the Dinner Lady Disaster league tables and are joined in studio by 1994 Dinner Lady Disaster Champion of the Year Doris Brick-Weights, and her legal guardian/ son Gregg. We pick their brains about who is the most disastrous dinner lady of them all as well as get in to a heated debate about the ethical implications of swearing of children's television.

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.

THIS JUST IN...

Welcome to Fried Penguin News, the self proclaimed NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF FAKE NEWS ON THE INTERNET!

On this jammed packed episode we have to deal with Reece as he loses his mind over a colleagues golf  documentary, Jim Back is up to his old tricks and Batman has a lot to say about the GCPD's new choice of Bat signal.

Fried Penguin News is a totally improvised podcast. Your hosts are Reece Williamson, Simon Bracey and Zach Williams.