This week on Friend, Pick Up the Phone, the United States of Embarrassment is officially running on vibes and Klarna payments. We’re breaking down the looming government shutdown, the Black Friday “No-Spend Boycott” that has everybody closing their wallets, and why the economy is in shambles, yet somehow, concert tickets are still selling out.

From Brandy & Monica’s reunion tour to Boyz II Men, Toni Braxton, and Haley Williams, we’re talking about why live shows are the new therapy session (even if your rent is due and your seat came from Afterpay).

Then we slide into this week’s Am I MAGA Presenting?™ segment, followed by the long-awaited results of the “How do men pee in boxer briefs?” poll. Spoiler: it’s chaotic.

And to close, a heartfelt Front Row Tribute to the women, friends, and family who’ve shown up with shade, love, and loyalty . The ones who remind us that no matter how wild the world gets, community is still everything.

Because between shutdowns, sold-out shows, and shady aunts, one thing’s for sure… this country stays unserious. 💜💛

This week, the United States of Embarrassment is serving chaos with a side of contradictions. Erika Kirk’s not-so-subtle fangirl moment with JD Vance has social media cringing, Nicki Minaj’s strange support for Donald Trump has the Barbz divided, and federal judges just blocked Trump’s attempt to suspend food stamp benefits for November.

We’re unpacking it all. From political theater to parasocial delusion, and talking about what happens when celebrity culture and government foolery start to blur together.

Plus, a heartfelt dedication to the late Mrs. Veronica Downs Dorsey, one of the most musically gifted women to ever touch a stage, and a reminder that emotional intelligence is still free if you do the work.

To close, we’re talking about the “villain era” of empaths, women who are done overextending themselves, done teaching people how to love them, and finally choosing peace over people-pleasing.

Because whether it’s politicians, pop stars, or personal boundaries… accountability is still the assignment. 💜💛

From mass layoffs to political chaos, the United States of Embarrassment just won’t rest. In this episode, we’re breaking down the latest foolishness : from Target, Amazon, and Paramount slashing jobs to millions of Americans facing a food stamp suspension while politicians play the blame game.

Then, a viral TikTok story about a woman discovering her husband hasn’t worked in seven years sparks a conversation about struggle love, loyalty, and the difference between standing by someone and standing in delusion.

We’ll also get into Megan Thee Stallion’s new track Love a Girl, how TikTok is shaping the music industry, and what happens when men’s emotional immaturity traces back to unhealed “mommy issues.”

And of course, another round of “Am I MAGA Presenting?” plus a little laughter to close things out as we revisit those early pandemic days when folks were wiping down Lysol cans with Lysol wipes.

Because if we survived 2020’s chaos, we can survive this week’s letdowns too. 💜💛

From the White House demolition plans to the Louvre being robbed in broad daylight, the United States of Embarrassment is working overtime. In this episode, I’m unpacking the political circus (yes, the $250 million ballroom is real), the celebrity voices finally speaking up, and the modern dating crisis that has women asking, why do we even need y’all?

We’re talking leadership with bad lighting, men with no initiative, and why independence shouldn’t mean doing everything alone. Oh, and don’t worry, the "Am I MAGA Presenting? " segment is back with brand-new suburban archetypes you’ll recognize anywhere from a Target parking lot to a Facebook comment section.

Pull up a seat, grab your water, and let’s make sense of the chaos - one breakdown, one ballroom, and one bare minimum man at a time.

This week on Friend, Pick Up the Phone, we’re reporting live from the United States of Embarrassment , where the chaos never sleeps. From government shutdowns and Trump Burger deportations, MAGA rebrands, and Turning Point’s off-brand halftime show, it’s a full plate of foolishness.

I break down Taylor’s rollout, Hayley Williams’ powerful performance of True Believer and Strange Fruit, and a little global flavor with a Bad Bunny translation courtesy of my special guest. We also dive into why so many men are still avoiding therapy, what losing friendships in this era really means, and how to tell if you’re MAGA presenting or just need a nap.

Basically — it’s politics, pop culture, and personal growth… with a little petty on the side.

Welcome to the very first call, friend! In this debut episode of Friend, Pick Up the Phone, we’re diving straight into the chaos ! From the latest stories out of The United States of Embarrassment, to the start of the Am I MAGA Presenting? series, where we unpack the people, looks, and energy that just don’t sit right.

And of course, we’ll wrap it up with my initial thoughts on Taylor Swift’s newest album rollout... the aesthetics, the strategy, and which songs are actually worth keeping on repeat.

It’s relatable, opinionated, and the start of a show that feels like catching up with your favorite friend who always says what you’re thinking.

* there’s also a very real part where you hear me as a mom, and I definitely could’ve cut that part off, but that would not be authentic.