the friends are humiliated: are all balls oniony or just Jewish ones? Taylor's disordered past with cabbage, Chad's dad hangs brain and other bad traits we inherited from our parents, how much money would it take for us to make out with our dads? Jack joins Joe's "canceled club" after a bizarre game of Build A Friend.

-the friends conspire: and play a round of WHAT THAT MOUTH DO, an argument that tying cherry stems = good head, Armie Hammer tea and what type of cannibalism is most okay, the surprising part of Jack's body that can lift silverware, Kendrick Lamar's fatality and how Marcy is coping, which one of us attended the capitol protests and other conspiracies, simulations and SIMS make Marcy spiral on air.

the friends devolve: apologizing to Jamie Lynn Spears, Zendaya, & Kim Kardashian after a heated round of GUESS THAT CELEBRITY, Marcy's dark obsession with Blac Chyna, cold pizza V. microwaved pizza V. watery pizza, childhood worship music and our first CDs, Joe's patriotism heartlessly interrupts Jack opening up about how Neil Young makes him cry, dump-truck Pixar moms.

the friends get spooky: the worst basic costumes, costumes that should be made sexy, limitations on Mormon membership cards, Marcy confronts Alina and Sachi's valley girl accents, Alina (M.D.) has literal skeletons in her closet, Marcy offends all Irish people everywhere

the friends answer your questions: humiliating stories about the first time we all met, Marcy incites depression, the careers we're taking a stab at, why Joe likes to be called Poop Daddy in bed, is Taylor in jail for the bagel heist ?, Alina's farty secret 

the friends discuss: why Alina looks under the freeway for pornography? east coast V west coast drivers, who is worse? what's causing the millennial sex recession? how the gang, plus Joe's Uber driver, celebrate the holidays? what warrants TP-ing a house on Halloween and why is Mihika acting like this is a thing?

the friends answer: how are we dating digitally during Covid? are Italians spicy? does grinding count as cheating? is Seinfeld funny? and who is Xenu?