Jenn from Real Housewives Recaps on Youtube joins us for the post mortem of St Barths!!! No really? What is Aviva's problem? You can find Jenn on Youtube at RealHousewivesRecaps https://www.youtube.com/c/RealHousewivesRecaps

Aviva is mad at everyone. Ramona and Sonja drink. And drink. And drink. Carole double dates with Russ, Aviva, and Reid, much to everyone else's chagrin. Heather loses it, officially.

We're a little bit late BUT it's cause we have new and moves and things!!! We have a guest!!! Colin Drucker of Best Supporting Actress Podcast and Alright Mary and others is here to talk more St. Barths!!! And we now have a patreon, so if you want to support us, head on over there!!! https://www.patreon.com/friendsofthecountess?fan_landing=true
You can also start to email us at [email protected]!!!

We're joined by Julie from Resting Bitch Face Podcast to talk about the first day of the St. Barth's trip! Is this a girl's trip or is this a couple's trip? Luann wants to be a special pirate woman. You can find Resting Bitch Face on your favorite podcatcher and on instagram @restingbitchpod

Luann doesn't know where she is. Ramona has issues with everyone. Heather wears terrible lipstick. Aviva gets really upset about charity. Sonja cuddles her gay intern. Carole is us all.

George is back, much to our dismay. Heather leads Sonja's photo shoot, much to everyone's dismay and displeasure. Ramona continues to be mad at everyone and Aviva steps up to Luann.

The clouds open up and Harry Dubin descends from on high to grace us with his presence and give unto us his son, Poopy the Pig.

We're in Miami! It's chilly! Ranjana is gonna teach us how to do more face yoga and we finally meet the villain of the show, Aviva's dad George. One of the worst humans in existence. We're now on Instagram!!!! Follow us at @friendsofthecountess

We're at the mid season! Ramona gets fooled into blindly tasting her own wine, much to everyone's delight or chagrin. Sonja tries branding and fails before she even begins. Luann is thoroughly disgusted with everyone! We'll be taking a short end of the year hiatus so please enjoy your New Years and be safe!!!!

We're joined by Liz Bentley of Feathers in My Hair podcast to talk more Season 5!!! The Wives all return from London, freshly ice bidet faced, and Sonja launches Sonja in the City with a 5 year anniversary party for Aviva! With mixed success. You can follow Liz @bentleyliz2 on Twitter, https://www.patreon.com/LizExplains on Patreon, and find Feathers in My Hair on your favorite podcast app!