Friends Off

While it may sound like Cole is sedated, in actuality he is amped to get into Jasmine's experience through episode 9 of The Bachelorette Canada, aka the "fantasy suite" dates. Unfortunately these dates are much less of a fantasy than the viewers might assume. 

After a wee break, Jasmine and Cole are back to recap the infamous hometown dates of The Bachelorette Canada. Please take all commentary with a grain of salt, be mindful of the edit, and remember that the families involved did not sign up to be a part of this show. PEACE AND LOVE.

As things begin to get heavy in Morocco, Jasmine recounts the lessons she's learned through her experience on The Bachelorette Canada. Cole recaps a cow-milking experience that you are likely to never forget (even if you want to).

Jasmine recalls her off-camera memories from the first week in Morocco including an electrical fire and maybe being mistaken for Shakira, while Cole discovers what a 2-on-1 date is and also says a bittersweet goodbye to his archenemy, Drew. The Bachelorette Canada may have aired 5 years ago, but the abhorrence towards Cole's least favourite contestants remains irrationally current.

If you want to see how badly Cole can annoy Jasmine, this is the episode for you! In a particularly argumentative and off-topic episode of Friends Off, the two of them discuss insane conspiracy theories, unhealthy iced tea consumption and foot fetishes, while still managing to cover episode 5 of The Bachelorette Canada. Next stop, Morocco! 

Jasmine details one of her most [potentially] embarrassing moments while filming The Bachelorette Canada, Cole discusses his ideas for a bagel shop, and the two of them break down the behind-the-scenes details of episode 4 in Montreal. Attache ta tuque!

Cole provides an impressively speedy recap of episode 3 of The Bachelorette Canada, and Jasmine answers all of your burning questions.

Jasmine and Cole dive into the debate behind nippled water bottles, what Cole would look like with a perm, and finally settle on the proper pronunciation of "women". Jasmine shares what it feels like to have an uncomfortable make-out session on national television, and Cole continues to be terrorized by Bachelorette Canada villain, Drew.

In the pilot episode, Cole and Jasmine discuss their friendship and break down Jasmine's experience as The Bachelorette Canada. As Cole expresses his distaste for some of the men, the two of them realize the importance of a proper mic set up. It can only go up from here, folks!