Friends U Can Keep

Friends U Can Keep

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Friends U Can Keep episodes

  • Why Is Blue Chew So Cringe?

    This week's episode of your least favorite podcast has Brian and Kelly discussing a woman who can not poop with the door closed, bizarre Blue Chew ads, spam emails, RFK Jr's voice comparisons, and Olly Murs's body transformation. It also gets oddly political. Sorry, not sorry.


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    1 hr
  • Hotwifing Is Just Cuckolding With A Professional

    This week on your least favorite podcast: Brian and Kelly discuss a litany of topics. From the new trend of "Hotwifing" amongst ethical non-monogamists, 13 ways to spice up your sex life, how partners should casually interact with each other's butts, and so much more.


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    1 hr 58 min
  • If You Have To Explain It, It Isn't Funny

    On this week's show Brian and Kelly discuss a new sign that has some suggestive language, the idea of a reusable sanitary napkin, Instagram comment validation, and what their dream SNL lineup would be if they were to host.


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    1 hr 6 min
  • Is BuzzFeed Calling Us Old?!?

    On this week's, part 2, episode of the show Brian, Kelly, and Julie discuss a BuzzFeed article talking about things people "born in the 1900's" are sad that younger generations will not get to experience.

    They obviously go off on a few tangents and talk about the best example of poorly chosen font for a business sign that Brian has ever experienced in real life.


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    1 hr 15 min
  • Are These Teachers Walking Red Flags?

    On this episode of the show, Brian and Kelly are joined again by long time Friend, Julie, and they discuss immediate red flags for teachers that everyone should be on the lookout for. As well as a bunch of other nonsense, as per usual.


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    1 hr 2 min
  • I Don't Know Where Mianus Is

    On this week's episode of the show Brian and Kelly discuss the confusion over college sports team names, the strange accents in Dora the Explorer, our thoughts on Moana 2, and so much more!


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    1 hr 30 min
  • I Need My 22oz Coors!

    On this week's episode of the show, Brian and Kelly discuss some new games they played over the weekend and some variations on some classic games. They also discuss obnoxious patrons at a Texas Roadhouse and take a trip down TikTok lane with a video that infuriates Kelly and three videos that make us crack up!


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    1 hr 33 min
  • We Fix Walt Disney World

    This week's episode began with a simple question: What extinct attraction would you bring back to Walt Disney World? We answered that question and then went down an episode long journey of some of the changes we would make in Walt Disney World.


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    1 hr 23 min
  • Has True Crime Reached It's End?

    We're back! Finally.

    On this week's episode Brian and Kelly are driving back from their childless vacation. They discuss a range of topics from the change from Instagram "smut" to being in a relationship to true crime movies, series, and trends and so much more.


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    1 hr 24 min
  • We Didn't Think This Through

    On this week's show Brian and Kelly take their first run at some games. They play Movie to Movie, Framed, and Gaps (which is basically movie title hangman.) There is an element to these games that we didn't fully think about before recording...enjoy!


    You can play these games at:

    movietomovie.com

    framed.wtf

    gaps.wtf


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    1 hr 6 min

About Friends U Can Keep

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Welcome, friends! Come on in, take your shoes off, have a seat and stay awhile. In a world of busy schedules, hectic lives, dating, raising kids, and everything in between we are here to just reign in…