Friends You Don't Want to Watch Movies With

Trevor and Sarah wistfully watch a tale of a powerful, quicksilver, salamander, teen, multiclassing, eight things, first hahahaha, according to my pillow, stop squirming, how to slice every fruit, help I can't get up, aaarggggg. Starring, Aaaarrrnold Governator, Linda Hamilton (maybe, but most likely not related to, Alexander Hamilton, more famously known for his rapping ability than his presidency). Released on November 1st, 2019.

Trevor and Sarah shimmer, glitter, sing, and dance our way through the rather generic Princess Movie, "Frozen 2". Starring Idena Menzel, Kristen Bell, and Josh Gad. Released on November 22nd, 2019.

Trevor and Sarah are in love with this mind-bending, hairpulling, finger biting, ear licking? conundrum that is "TRIANGLE". Starring Melissa George, and Liam Hemsworth. Released on October 16, 2009.

Trevor and Sarah get fuzzy warm with this goooooooshy, creamy? Underworld steamy... (Dictated but not written by Trevor Kelly) cinematic experience, Underworld: Something? ... Awakening? Armageddon? Arachnophobia? Starring Kate Beckinsale Michael Eisley, and Tywin Lanester as Tywin Lanester. Releasd onJanuary 20, 2012.

Trevor and Sarah watch the "captivating", "heartwarming", and "complex" flick, Dragonheart: Vengeance. Starring Joseph Millson, Jack Kane, and Helena Bonham Carter. Released on February 4th, 2020.

Trevor and Sarah are highly disappointed in this confusing action/war/ghost/Ummm film, "Spectral" from Netflix. Starring James Badge Dale and Emily Mortimer. Released on December 9th, 2016.

Trevor and Sarah are mesmerized by the ultimate blood-fest for your eye holes, slasher/horror flick "Silent Hill: Revelation. Starring Adelaide Clemens, Kit Harrington, and Sean Bean. Released on October 26th, 2012.

Trevor and Sarah Graboid and Ass-Blast their way through the oddly enjoyable Tremors 5. Starring Jamie Kennedy and Michael Gross. Released on October 6th, 2015.

Trevor and Sarah welcome special guest, Bella, as we watch the lens flare, explosion-feast, 6 Underground. Starring Ryan Reynolds and Mélanie Laurent. Released on December 13th, 2019.

Ready for some Cage-tastic Cage-ness? Then join us on our Cage-deavor as Trevor and Sarah watch "Season of the Witch". Starring Nicholas Cage, Ron Perlman, and the delicious Robert Sheehan. Released on January 7th, 2011.