The boys do some hypothetical movie reboots and Luke is disgusted at Aaron's lack of movie viewing. They decide who the mister of each month is and pick Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's cabinet for when he will become president in 2020.

The boys kick this one off by deciding the brain meme of comedy, talk about Trump's NFL feud, Twitter's character limit, and then discuss how to use ANYBODY'S strength against them by turning it into a weakness.

The boys are back to discuss the Juggalo March, that dumb Bodega start-up, the probably true rumors about their comedy hero Louis CK, and play a new version of Fuck Marry Kill (see title).

Our pal Mary Radzinski drops by the pod and we talk about sweat pants bulges, the Swiss Cheese Perv, Ted Cruz's twitter porn, rating different US cities, and most importantly -- this question: is Trump horny? Luke says yes, Mary says no.

The boys pitch their idea for a stand-up comedy workshop specifically for Nazis. Aaron talks about his trip to Vegas this weekend and then the boys play SUPERGROUPS, where they assemble the perfect teams for specific tasks.

The boys decided to structure the pod with some SEGMENTS! They spit out some HOT HOT TAKES, play BEST OF/WORST OF, make fun of Led Zeppelin, then do YOUTUBE SUCKS featuring Paul Joseph Watson aka Prison Planet.

Mike Rainey joins the boys once again to talk about growing up fat, the trials and rewards of parenting, dead Jerry Lewis and his Holocaust movie, weird pedophile YouTube channels, and who deserves a statue and who doesn't.

Charlottesville talk the whole time. Making fun of Nazis and all Nazi-related dorks who marched for that dumbass statue. Trump also gets made fun of.

The friendship boys rank birds from best to worst. All of them. Every bird. Then they propose some different alternate history TV shows. Then Alison Zeidman stops in for the last few minutes of the podcast to discuss why Red Pillers are mad at her.

The boys spend a lot of the episode going through one of those shitty Buzzfeed listicles about being a 90's kid, but it actually works. They bring up a guy they haven't talked about in a while. Luke discovers he does a decent Eugene Levy.