“A nice bluesy jam between two slices of hippy bread.”

When David Bowie presents a song with a message and values we stand for, we “Don’t Sit Down!”

“A mystery wrapped in an enigma stuffed inside a turducken.”

David Bowie goes reggae, a genre we both gush over. In fact we mostly talk about that, but “Don’t Look Down” on us, because we also discuss this song!

“Cheddar and synthesizers.”

David Bowie ramps up the 80’s cheese & cheese. Get ready for some slow jam & jams. But whatever you do & do, “Don’t Let Me Down & Down!”

“On the floor in your man cave is not classy enough to go French on.”

What kind of pillows are these for my David Bowie man cave? I asked for horse hair! “Don’t Bring Me Down!”

PS: Thomas is totally serious about changing his name if you send him stuff.

“Fun with homophones!”

Life not making cents? Currency-vents giving you banksiety? Have some Denver mint tea, settle up, and take an interest in “Dollar Days!”

“Orwell, that’s life.”

Totalitarianism, your permanent record, and you. Didn’t hear it from us, but you will on this episode: it’s “Dodo!”

“Kinda pathetic, really.”

Three Ninjas, young David Bowie goes emo (again), and Dusty Springfield chimes in! Want us to talk about these things and more? Sure, we’ll “Do Anything You Say!”

“Mouth love songs. And songs love mouth.”

What do bottled water facts and mouth-love playlists have in common? They’re both explored—thoroughly (for that’s our way)—in our episode on “The Dirty Song!”

“Kinda old-timey danger”

A gang of James Cagney-like street toughs visits the library. And just how polite are Canadian drug dealers? Take a powder, bluenose; we’re running with the “Dirty Boys!”

“The hero is a guy named Hugh.”

Places to go, people to see, languages to speak! “Did You Ever Have A Dream?”