Frothland

FINALLY! 

That´s right, my guy, we´re back! 

The 4th season of Frothland kicks off with a Guestipode.

I am joined by the one and only Josey Weik as he takes off his viking helmet and puts on the giant cheese hat on the road from Minnesota to Wisconsin. This wonderful young man is more than the seductive mustache and hair that looks like it came straight out of an ad for organic shampoo. We met on PubG mobile back in 2018, he was in the top 300 players in North America at the time and I was... Well, I was not.

That somehow turned into a friendship and I am so happy to be able to share part of the never ending conversation we started back then.

Josey is a professional cyclist racing road, mountain biking, and cyclocross. Riding bike has allowed Josey to travel to far away places like Canada, Belgium, Germany, France, Netherlands, United Kingdom, Scotland, and Spain (and counting ...).

That´s also why he is driving around with a giant cheese hat on his head rn, our boi is about to show some cyclists how it´s done.

He is also a farm boi like me and grew up on the family farm, raised and homeschooled by two college dropouts, watering cows and hugging the pigs.  

THE FARM and the FAM: https://ykeracres.com/ 

We cover everything from the recent news of the Texan man who ejaculated from his rectum and farted from his penis after a catheter incident for TWO YEARS before he went to a doctor, current events, history, gaming, hairy pigs... It does get serious at times, but never without a laugh close by.

I am proud to call him my bruddah.

THE NEWSWEEK ARTICLE: https://www.newsweek.com/man-ejaculates-anus-urinates-feces-two-years-seeking-help-foley-catheter-texas-1631822

E-MAIL: [email protected] 

IG: @FOXFROTH 

TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/diaperboi69 

Hey my guy!

Check out my boi Big Dough McGinnis a.k.a Madinez on soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/madinez 

I know what you´re thinking, you´re about to realize that through your ear canals as you listen to this episode,

or perhaps I´m wrong, either way you can let me know by leaving a voice message on anchor.fm/FOXFROTH 

and you can do it right now, for free and for a limited time only you will not get shot for saying something  I dont like to hear.

We take a moment to appreciate the female, not just as a form and I talk about some women I really appreciate and why.

I got some other thoughts, I think.

And we get to hear or you do, I had to go through this and record and upload it, it´s a true story and I hope it doesnt happen to you.

A true story about how I could´ve been cooked alive, in my sleep, in my bed, in my bedroom, in my appartment, last night.

I could have been cooked alive in a house fire caused by a malfunctioning slow cooker or crock pot, which would also cook the food,

a little too much.

I hate spoilers, but I survived and lived to tell the tale.

Have a wonderful rest of the day, show some lady some love or something

and by the way

I dont have a catchphrase

Mr. Froth

#FREESPANKY

All right bois and gurrrrrls, buckos and buckettes, finally another GUESTIPODE!

Unfortunately, the pirate who can´t swim is still quaranteened on his ship just outside the port of Frothopolis, the capitol of Frothland.

The guestipode with him has still yeat to pass the scrutiny of certain agencies in certain countries, but it is what it is.

 However, there is cause for celebrating the one and only only one producer AKA Obi Juan Pe$o, Founder and leader of E-sport team Overscore Multiply, Founder and CEO of NOCTURNAL KNIGHTS™, YouTuber, Semi Pro gamer, The Special of Salem, Oregon, digger of crates, retired fire fighter, maker of beats, spitter of bars, singer of songs, lover of fruit loops, militant spiritualist and hopeless Romantic Chris Canillas is here, my guy!

WOOOOOOOOOOO

This has been in the making since last year, and we finally made it happen, it was not easy, sacrifices were made and bystanders were occassionally sightly offended, but we made it.

2 years ago, Chris was done working for the man and he left his promising career in the Telecom Industry in L.A, California to pursue his dreams and found his own cooperation after they reduced his hours because he refused to take unpaid breaks and insisted on working instead.

He also left behind his loving and graceful mother, but it was not a good bye, it was a hasta la vista, baby.

Destination? Salem, Oregon, where he lives now with his older grandmother, currently the only special of the place.

In this guestipode we get to know more about this man, his creative process involving putrid, stale and sticky alphabet soup, he shares a terrifying lucid nightmare he had last night and we try to work out what it could mean. Through Chris, we also learn about the SPANKY CONSPIRACY and more.

There are many surprises, many a laugh and his links are all here, just click this link and they immediately turn into even more links and its 100% FREE right here on Frothland: https://www.linktr.ee/onlyoneproducer2 

#FREESPANKY

Frothland production  presents...

Made entirely in garage band by some guy no longer in his thirties.

A little hippety hoppety courtesy of Mr. Froth.

In this episode we cover explodisive cheese, married people, grocery store cluster fucks, my addiction to ice cream, nostril exposure on public transport and more. We also learn about the upcoming fourth season of Frothland, the state of the website, and there´s a brand new instrumental and hippety hoppety recording there at the end. ---- still no catch phrase. btw. my guy.

DaVinciOfWhoopas: https://www.twitch.tv/davinciofwhoopas 

Hissing Thoughts Gaming: https://youtu.be/6U9fdIXKcVc 

Diaperboi69 (Mr. Froth) : https://www.twitch.tv/diaperboi69

Mr. Boi scratting to elongate life: https://youtu.be/fQYZxGVQcZQ 

I got the NRC, Nike Run Club, app for my phone after reading about how people claimed to benefit, especially from the guided running sessions. In these sessions, professional running coaches like Bennett here, talks to the runner during the run. The idea is to help the runner maintain the proper form, cadence, pace and motivation to remain consistent and reach their goal. Sounds great, huh?

Nike Run Club:

https://www.instagram.com/nikerunning/

Coach Bennett:

https://www.instagram.com/coachbennett/

Well, At first, the app bugged out when trying to download these guided runs, so I ended up just using the «just start running» feature, similar to the 5K running app I’d used on my android device, this just features a pleasant female or male voice intermittently telling you about distance travelled, average pace and time left. This worked just fine, my Huawei watch can do the same thing though. Then finally this morning the guided runs had downloaded, I went with Coach Bennett´s 30 min relaxed run in the «mindfullness» series and that’s when everything just went to popp central.

The audio level of his voice was insanely loud and there was no way to turn it down. He went on and on about how «not being ok» was ok and I just couldn’t… there was no way of turning it off or lowering his volume. Add to that his voice reappearing when I ended the run talking about how it was ok, that at least I tried… I ended the run and started over with «my first 20min run». I was a bit crunched on time because I was scheduled as a guest on Sammy´s Saga - the comedy podcast at 4:30AM this morning, this meant getting up at 3:30AM to run. Same thing happened second time around. I ended up starting a «just run» and headed back home.

Sammy´s Saga - The comedy Podcast on anchor:

https://anchor.fm/sammy-jimenez/episodes/Sammys-Saga-15----Ainslie--Marko-emkf97 

I encourage all listeners to check out the podcast and drop him a voice message.

This was part of the reason I didn’t make that guest appearance. But we´ll do that some other time, Sammy. When I got back, while doing my post run pushups, I posted an IG story where I just told Coach Bennett there how I felt. I don’t feel that this is his fault, he’s probably a great coach and a decent person. At the same time I don’t think this app is for me.

DEC 18th The "Ugly Sweater" Episode aired on Steve Catanach´s podcast This is Today, my first guest appearance on a podcast:

https://anchor.fm/xaudiopodcasts/episodes/Ugly-Sweaters-env8ek/a-a45k96e 

I encourage all listeners to check out the podcast and drop him a voice message.

More on this later.

Also in the news, I have secured the domain frothland.com and in case you haven´t noticed there´s a new logo. 

That´s pretty much it I guess.

OH, btw, I don´t have a catchphrase

- Mr. Froth

Ever wondered what dreams are made of?

Sometimes, I think it´s just paper.

27.9 seconds.

Back in 2012 Takuo Toda, guessing he´s japanese, he threw his paperplane and it stayed in the air for 27.9 seconds. That´s the world record still, longest air time for a paperplane. So far.

I don´t know much.

Much about anything really.

I know you can´t beat world records with paperplanes in the rain.

I know you cant fold paperplanes out of wet paper.

I know you´d have to fold and fly the paperplane like inside, somewhere dry and kind of spacious.

If it's raining.

It never rains in outer space.

One day there might just be a paperplane in space, in fact, the same Takuo Toda along with a professor at Tokyo university, came close to actually doing that. Launching a paperplane from the international spacestation. Years later another group of people sent a paper plane from Germany to Australia.

This and more on today's episode of Frothland.

And by the way, I don't have a catchphrase.

Mr. Froth

Yeah, just a quick pop and drop, a good old pump and dump, just a little knock and stock.

I got word from the one and only PuffnChick here, in forms of a voice message and figured I´d just put together this real quick.

You know, before I get run over by a heard of wild buffaloes or something.

If you want to slide into her DMs here´s her IG: https://www.instagram.com/puffnchick/ 

She´s a hoot, a holler, a goof and a gaff, always carry a hammer in her sweat pants and, a blunt in her sweat band and might just have a piece of popeyes in her left hand, or maybe she´s just happy to see you, my guy? who knows?

on this previous episode of the first season of Frothland: https://anchor.fm/foxfroth/episodes/Fall4Puff-ectulm She announced her search for an international man of mystery

Puffnchick is, in her own words:

💀 Savage 💀

:💣Pubg Discord Link  🔫: https://discord.com/invite/G5AnKmH 

She also wants you to send her weed.

This episode is dedicated to Louis Austad,  a loving father, grandfather, husband, dedicated dog owner and caring friend, passed away just after thanksgiving this year. 

He was also the President of the North American division of the Global Shirtless Men Association.

(that's why we have our nipples out)

His message was:

"Be a Good Human.

If you can't be good, be better.

if you can't be better, try harder."

Lou and I, we weren't terribly close, but whenever we spoke or interacted in various ways, I always felt like I was welcomed into a warm cabin or something, that I had forgotten how cold it was out there. You know? Lou was a man from an other time, sometimes watching his videos I felt like I was watching a very enthusiastic time traveler in a way.

He lived to be 60.  I met him through the social media platform, BEME, years ago and we kept in touch for many years, through collaborations on YouTube, an ongoing conversation on Twitter and he was always kind, always caring, always supporting. Even though we might have had different opinions and beliefs, we never had a problem getting along. We had lost touch, but got back in touch a earlier this fall, when he was in the hospital. His last words to me was to tell my daughter Amina, that he sends her his love. 

I my heart and thoughts goes out to his wife Tammy, his sons and daughter in laws, his grandchildren and his dog, Snoop Doggy Dogg. 

I also think of those who were closer to Lou than I was.

Especially Roadside Rick who was the one to break the news.

Rick used to travel through the US, living in is car and vlogging his experience. At one point he lost his grandfather and after putting the house in order he hit the road again. I imagine it wasn't the same. Then his car broke down. He thought of giving up. And out of the blue came Lou, with $500, enough to fix the car up, get Rick back on the road and down to California where Lou and Tammy were waiting with arms and doors open.

Lou pimped his ride, they shared meals, went on road trips and made videos together.

I am sorry for your loss, my guys, I am happy you had these moments together. 

I am grateful you shared some of those moments so I could see experience some of it as well, through YouTube. 

I've linked the channels down below, there's also a link to Lou´s merch there, I don't know how to contact the family, and I don't know if its my place to do so, so I bought some memories so I can keep Lou with me in a way. Kind of neat. Kind of weird talking about this sounding like I got a suvenir from a funeral or something. idk, Ive struggled with technology today. Also down below is a link to Mr Sing´s channel with video of Part two of this episode, so if you've watched that video already you don't really have to listen to all that again.

Louinator59

URL: https://louinator.com 

Merch; https://louinator.com/Shop-L59-Merch/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Louinator59

Roadside Rick

URL: https://louinator.com/RoadsideRick/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/pineapplepat1 

BONUS:

Just in case you want to see us naked: https://youtu.be/U0dL7KhT8hM