Fudged Roll

Welcome to the land of Talsorim, a world created by Ian Jones. Join our intrepid adventurers as they explore, joke, and argue: Archie, a smooth-talking halfling rogue, the Kidd, a fighter who occasionally chooses violence, Trogg, a red and gold speckled frog bard, and an as of yet unnamed firbolg druid.

In a special episode, the ASS Squad is back to wrap up any endings we didn't get to finish in episode 50, as well as a Q&A and original ideas planned by the dungeon daddy.

In the final episode, our crew gather together with Astral guards and hop back on the boat with their final quest - defeat the dragon to end New Haven’s attempts at destroying a civilization. With Astral weapons and a freeze cannon to assist against the volcano, our heroes enter into their final battle, similar to an ancient human that saved Primador close to 200 years ago. Listen to episode 50 of Retrograde - Reunion - to find out what happens to our ASS squad!

In the penultimate episode of Retrograde - our crew reaches the lands of Primador as Felix chases the dragon through the sea. Realizing that there are many cities on the continent, our squad deals with Dupont and the mysterious older man on their crow’s nest before heading into the Astral city. In the meantime, Felix is caught by the monster on a small volcano island away from anyone nearby. With our druid survive as our group tries to keep the Astrals from attacking? Find out now in episode 49 of Retrograde - Primador!

From the mind of Tye, a barren, forsaken land has appeared in front of Jack (Derek Day), and Paul (Andrew Akers) after strangely waking up in an unknown tavern room. Listen in to this special episode to find what our characters are searching for in this hellish land.

In this episode, our crew takes on the ocean as they travel to the land of Primador. Will they find the beach safely, without any harm whatsoever? Definitely not, that’s why you’re here, listening to episode 48 of Retrograde - The Pirates of A.S.S.!

The Buccaneer's Haul by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

In this episode, King Dupont is sentenced amongst his previous citizens with Stenwick and Felix taking care of the judgement. With much explanation provided by Clifford, we are finally open to what has been going on. Also, we finally learn where Topknot has been the entire time. Will the team be able to find him in time? Find out now in episode 47 of Retrograde - KING’S DEAD!

In this episode, Stenwick and Penelope take on King Dupont in New Haven’s war room while Ironhammer and Felix try to understand why there’s a flying ghost above the castle with a freefalling Topknot next to her. Can the ASS Squad take on the leaders of New Haven? Find out now in episode 46 of Retrograde - King of Kings!

In this episode, our ranger and alchemist return to New Haven to confront - *ahem* - meet with King Dupont after their last mission. Posted in the castle’s war room with Capt. Mikkelsen and Pvt. Parts, they come to learn some eye-opening information. What will be revealed? Will Ironhammer and Felix make it to the town before they begin to throw down? Find out now in episode 45 of Retrograde - Pride & Joy!

In this episode, our gang gets a new objective - find Topknot. After finding some “excited” evidence, they decide to go to the Hanami Forest in order to fast travel back to New Haven via the portal to Bromnus’s Hut. Will they get back to mainland, or will they stumble on some surprise visitors? Probably the second one, but find out now in episode 44 of Retrograde - Solidarity!