F90ET hits the road for only the second 0-0 draw of any match this MLS Season. Hit the road with us to learn about Turfbonis, how to convert Canadian to American (it's 420), and how to park a bus in Vancouver. So long Vancouver, and thanks for all  the farts.

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Jordan Morris did something good, so you know Eddie Johnson is mad somewhere. This week on the pod, we break down how our players did on international duty (lol doodie), and more importantly, which two Sounders should sumo wrestle each other (hint: biggest boi is one of them). Also, we’ll be in Vancouver for the away match, come say hi!

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It's the best start since 2009 - for the Sounders FC, not this pod. If we have to be critical, where do we point our improvement finger? How much TAM do we have? What kind of car did Branden buy? HARD hitting analysis inside - get it! Also, it's a bye week...

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We don’t want to be hyperbolic, but IS THIS THE BEST SEATTLE SOUNDERS TEAM EVER? Two wins on the spin and the Sounders look scary, but could they be scarier? Be like Ed and listen to us (and swear kid) make jokes about Sounders’ 7 minutes in heaven with Tim Howard and how to keep the Fire cold.

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It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team while Gregr is out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we missed doing this and are stoked to be back!

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It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team while Gregr is out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we missed doing this and are stoked to be back!

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It's been a weirdly short off-season and a pretty underwhelming pre-season. Strange how the thing that got the most talk is a paintbrush-y font on the front of a shirt! So, 2019 is obviously here and barring any weird injuries (Brad Bradsmith), it's the strongest Seattle lineup to start a season in a few years. Branden seems excited for a strong team while Gregr is out of his damn mind with predictions of this magnitude. Welcome back (not something we're saying to Ozzie until the final week), we missed doing this and are stoked to be back!

The weirdest season ended in an appropriately strange way. One helluva battle broke out at CenturyLink featuring extra time, tons of goals, and the dreaded penalty kick shootout. Things may not have gone Seattle's way, but it's hard to imagine a more exciting soccer match to decide the fate of the season. Plus, there's one small sliver of silver lining...

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This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. Also, we originally uploaded this with a title that, while unintentional, could be mistakenly untimely to the greater soccer world all because we wanted to make a dumb wiener joke. We are sorry.

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This week on Full 90 Extra Time, Sounders have their back up against a wall but at least the referee isn't laughing at them as they pretend they are a helicopter in the corner. Find out how Sounders advance to the next round. And it's the type of helicopter that's definitely a red card... 

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