FULL CIRCUS

Back in the booth with ample space for madness, Tristan talks about his first narration experience, golfing with pride, spending too much money on deals, and gets a little sidetracked with his gesticulation.

Hot on the trails of a podcast Tristan just performed that didn't record, he steps into the booth with nothing but his imagination. He tells the stories of fighting dogs, pondering hygiene, an ambulance that takes a corn break. He also goes on to theorize on the possible reasons behind the recent uptick in road kill, square roombas, the Gift of Gab and much more!

Tristan starts the show off with comfort and compassion, before recalling his experiences watching dogs, staying up too late, the 4th of July, hot dog eating contests, stolen shirts, and more.

After getting sick, Tristan takes the necessary POSTcautions to prevent ever falling ill again. He also covers habits, addictions, Johnny Depp, wasting money, and more!

Tristan has contracted the covid-19 virus, and has had some trouble breathing, but what he is more upset about is his runny nose. He covers his symptoms, stubbornness, and fails.

Tristan gets notified of his 25 minute timer that he has to perform a podcast and immediately bounce. He talks really fast (duh) and goes over such topics as: Set Life, Hair-Care, Funerals, Sleep, and more! 

Tristan Sartoris, self-proclaimed good guy, details the inner workings of his life. Including stains, purposely annoying other drivers, and crooked necks. 

The upstanding stoic, Tristan Sartoris takes the to the land and presents to you a respectable and mature podcast. He speaks on such matters as: Personal Outlook, Self Care, Lack of REM Cycles, Beef Distribution, and Quantum Mechanics. Thank you for your time.

Riding upon the high notes of the angels. Tristan comes in with magical falsetto. He talks about winning arguments, set-life, health, airsofting against real warriors, and more in this all new musical episode of Full Circus!

Tristan hops into the booth way ahead of schedule and zero material. Can he make up enough stuff on the spot to bologna his way through the show?