In this episode, Tristan speaks on his distaste and lack of trust for those who hide their hands in their pockets. He also covers the beautiful nature of his DNA, foods groups, and how he was con'd out of 6 bucks.

You know, Tristan meant to talk about a lot of things today, but... when you start your morning off with bacon, you can't help but just follow your heart. Things get very emotional in this episode, as Tristan talks about the luxurious mode of transportation from his youth. Amen.

In this glorious episode, in which Tristan is interrupted multiple times by the sounds of life, he attempts to tell his recent K9 stories, including urination, territory and in extreme cases.. death. but, one shall remain persistent in the face of danger, so he also talks about the NFL draft, barely.. 

Detailing the great and suck of his daily life, Tristan wrestles with the thoughts of desire, embarrassment, and success... a truly great..ly unfortunate circumstance.

Tristan retells his recent week of random mishaps and misfortunes. He shows up, and delivers, unlike another guy who just.. does not.. you'll see.

Tristan goes late night, and talks about how untrustworthy people are, and his inability to laugh. 

In this episode, Tristan tells the tales of Easter, as well as how the food delivery experience is going... and all the weird people along with it. Cheers!

In this episode of Full Circus, Tristan recalls his past ad PRESENT fears of the Easter Bunny. He also talks about the struggles in bowling, and says "weenie" a lot.

Tristan returns for this week's episode, talking about the incredible nature of bacon. He covers school, and arson. (the two are unrelated) So enjoy the wild ride! 

In this episode Tristan reveals how terrified of child predators he was when he was younger, and the tips and tricks he uses to make kids feel safe, which almost involves endangering everyone around him... Listen in, and make sure there aren't any idiotic drivers like Tristan in your area! 

(Note: Tristan does not actually endorse bad driving or breaking the traffic laws in any way.)