-Sally Yates said that she would not enforce Trump's executive order on immigration and was subsequently fired, but she would have been let go in two weeks anyway. This way, she gains additional acclaim among liberals and might just have a place on MSNBC for her trouble, according to Stu.

-In short, what if the new president was Bernie Sanders halting all border security measures? Stu would gladly step aside in lieu of enforcing a law that clashed so deeply with his beliefs.

-Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) shed tears that might or might not have been genuine in the wake of Donald Trump's executive order on immigration. The guys re-affirm why he is an exemplary member of the Douche Hall of Fame.

-In short, Trump should have drawn up the list of those exempt from his travel ban BEFORE he signed the executive order. Stu and Jeff speculate what might be the “difference maker” for those waiting to enter this country.

-A Scottish man living in England has been the subject of a most undue amount of hate on Twitter. And it's all because of his name: Steve Bannon. Fortunately, he appears to have made the most of the situation.

-The media actually covered the March for Life. In fact, they provided 37 times more coverage than last year. Also, actress Michelle Dockery made waves at the SAG Awards by... blinking... a lot.

-Glenn Beck joins the program with his Think Tank, in which he debates nationalism and populism, and how the former differentiates from patriotism. He goes on to make the claim that we are used to fighting instead of listening, and this must be rectified for the good of American democracy.

-Doc Thompson, the host of 'The Morning Blaze', joins the program to discuss Donald Trump's potential nominees to the Supreme Court. Jeffy reveals that the United States was just downgraded from a full democracy to a flawed democracy.

-Stu reveals how you can (legally) get beverages through TSA security: freeze them into a solid! Of course, Jeffy is here to pick apart that idea. Stu also tells us the horror story of the resort credit he was issued while visiting the Dominican Republic.

-The guys eat another flavor of 7/11 potato chips in SPOONS! Today it's Spicy Guacamole, and the reviews are surprisingly good for two guys who don't ordinarily eat the green super food.

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