Full Retard

Full Retard episodes

July 11, 2019 idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help
Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help.
7 min
July 10, 2019 Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $10
two short stores about board games and cash
5 min
July 09, 2019 Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
3 min
July 09, 2019 Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected
A set of short stories from choosing beggars
6 min
July 08, 2019 Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company
A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers
5 min
July 06, 2019 Entitled Parents - I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
10 min
June 03, 2019 Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell
A few short missed connections from around the world.
4 min
May 31, 2019 Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny
A short story about first date that ended with crap.
2 min
May 30, 2019 ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars
A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone.
4 min
May 23, 2019 Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders
A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars.
4 min

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