A very special guest joins this episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. We take one step closer to legitimizing this show by bringing on a guest who has had some professional involvement with Big Bang Theory. Finally, we will get some insight into what happens behind the scenes!

This week: Continuity between episodes is established. Can current Sheldon get out of his depressive funk? Are Bernadette and Howard on the rocks? Will Young Sheldon break the timeline? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 10: The VCR Illumination

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode eleven, which we will hopefully remember after we've posted it. 

The drums of tÏme beat on and so too does this episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: A Real Show for Humans and Other Sentient Beings. As always, we will continue our episode-by-episode search to understand the truth behind the cultural touchstone known as "The Big Bang Theory." 

In this episode - the s§econ¶ one this week(!) - we stumble into some tr±ly "FOREBODING" clues: Does Stewart have... it out for... Howard's mom? Are... Bernadette and Howard the best... what is happening? This is the only episode this week. Where did this episode come from? When did... it get recorded? We... I... can't remember... Are We Ø×?  

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 1□: The Wedding Gýft ...Wormhole?

Keep up with the show... by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode ¤µ: The VCR Illumination.

This week on Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show for Humans and Other Sentient Beings - It's a Bazingiving Miracle! With no new episode to guide them, host Colin takes the opportunity to catch everyone up on the very important history and context of The Big Bang Theory. It's an educational episode that's fun for the whole family!

This week: What are the different interpretations of Chuck Lorre? How can we navigate the queasy intersection of metaphor and reality?  What do you have to be thankful for this year? Why is Colin crying by the end of the episode? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 09.5: The First Bazingiving.

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode ten, which will see us back in the studio analyzing the Big Bang Theory. 

This week on Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a special guest joins to discuss the legacy of Chuck Lorre: Vorn from our friendly rivals, the Bazinga Boys! Giovanni is out, Vorn is in, and everything works out just about as well as you might expect. 

This week: What happens when Sheldon and Amy's pet theory is debunked? Will Bernadette beat her husband at Fortnite? Will Vorn attract the litigious attention of the Church of Scientology? How are we to respond to Chuck Lorre's Divine Ambitions? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 09: The Citation Negation.

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode ten, which will be out in two weeks. 

BONUS SHOW NOTES

GO CHECK OUT THE BAZINGA BOYS PODCAST

Welcome to a very educational episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a podcast known by many as the "'Official' Big Bang Podcast." This is one episode you'll leave thinking, "you know, I learned something today." The facts won't stop and neither do we. 

This week: Recounting a highly educational field trip. Will Raj and Anu have sex BEFORE marriage? Is Teller the most delightful person on this show? Doesn't Kathy Bates deserve better than this? What secrets are hidden under Howard's "hair?" Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 08: The Consummation Deviation

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode nine, in which we expect a brief and terrible reckoning. 

BONUS SHOW NOTES

CHUCK LORRE "CONSUMES" OVER 1 MILLION CABLE TV SUBSCRIBERS

Welcome to a Deep-Lorre filled episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a podcast that certain individuals have referred to as The "Official Big Bang Podcast." Tune in as we continue on our quest to understand the history and hidden agenda within the CBS Sitcom, The Big Bang Theory. 

This week: A quick shoutout to our Australian friends, The Bazinga Boys. How will Leonard portion out his grant money? Will the crow-lady contain her wards? Has Bernadette tired of her unholy duty? What power lies in the hearts of the Knights of Lorre, and how can we awaken it? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 07: The Grant Allocation Derivation

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode eight, which apparently no one know the name of yet. 

Dear New Listeners: Welcome to the Best Episode (so far) of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. Spurred on with the energy of a fortuitous retweet from the real and verified Big Bang Theory Twitter account, we are happy to inform you that we have been described as The "Official Big Bang Podcast." We have arrived!

Episode six turns just happens to be the one in which we crack this whole thing WIDE OPEN. This week: How will Sheldon respond to Howard's funny (but pretty rude) costume? Has Penny forgotten her first kiss with Leonard? What exactly was that baby sound effect? Where are the Pradyshards and how can we reunite them? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 06: The Imitation Perturbation. 

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode seven:The Grant Allocation Derivation. 

Bonus Shownotes: 

We see you Bazinga Boys. We see you. 

Happy Lorre Day, everyone! Episode five of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings is here to celebrate this very special day. Show creator Chuck Lorre turns 66 today, but every Thursday feels like a birthday when you have a new Big Bang Theory episode to watch. This week, our hosts return from Serbia with life lessons and a fresh perspective on the last (and therefore best) season of the Big Bang Theory. 

This week: Will Howard embarrass Raj at the Planetarium? Why does Sheldon thinks Amy's job is so boring? What makes any of these friendships worth maintaining? Exactly how many Pradys are there? What happened to Anu? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 05: The Planetarium Collision

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode six: The Imitation Perturbation. 

Bonus Shownotes: 

WE'RE GOING TO KEEP USING THIS TERRIBLE ALARM UNTIL WE GET A BETTER SUGGESTION

ATTENTION LISTENERS: PLEASE SEE THE SPECIAL NOTE BELOW.

Welcome to the fourth episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. This week, we will once again delve into the "Deep Lorre" of the the television phenomenon, The Big Bang Theory.  

Special guest Calvin joins our hosts (two of which have fled to Serbia for Young Sheldon related reasons) and dissects this episode, which sees almost none of the couples on screen together. What better way to celebrate National Coming Out Day than with thirty minutes of Boys vs. Girls storytelling?

This week: Will Anu stay with Raj now that she knows he's weird? How come Penny and Bernadette are so unhappy in their marriages? Can Sheldon forgive someone for a crime they didn't know they committed? Why are there so many patricidal undertones to the extended Pradyverse? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 04: The Tam Turbulence.

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode five: The Planetarium Collision. 

Bonus Shownotes: 

Tune in to Calvin and Colin's show Cassingles on Kpiss.FM or check out the archive on Mixcloud

SPECIAL NOTE: WE NEED A NEW ALARM SOUND. PLEASE SUGGEST ONE. WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP USING THE ONE THAT COLIN MADE. PLEASE! HELP US!

It's Thursday, which means another episode of  Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. Join us once again for 30 minutes of high efficiency Big Bang discussion. 

In this episode, the speculation and theories continue to proliferate: Will Raj's date break the group apart? Will people ever respect Penny's decisions? Is Big Bang Theory a cunning double subversion of the fictitious and harmful narrative of heterosexual futurity? Is Chuck Lorre OK? 

All these questions and more are discussed in episode 03: The Procreation Calculation 

Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. 

As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com

Tune in next time for episode four: The Tam Turbulence.

Bonus Shownotes: 

Chip from the Muppet Show Reboot is modeled after Big Bang writer Bill Prady