Everybody shut up. Tina is a treasure. How dare you all. Matt and Tristan talk about the best/worst entry in the Halloween franchise. 

The story of a Were-cat and her son, and nothing else super creepy or off-putting. 

The classic story of a cursed item shop where the proprietor doesn't want to sell items, shouldn't sell items, and does anyway, then gets mad that you bought them. It's probably a metaphor for capitalism somehow, but I haven't quite figured it out yet. 

There's definitely a house. As to fun...We leave that up to you. 

He who walks behind the rows has gotten a hip 90's makeover. Oaklies, Bugle Boys, the whole deal. Three times the corn...three times the terror. Or something. 

More like...Unwatchable...amirite? Yeah. The episode is at about that level too. Sorry. I'm on vacation next week, and really phoned it in. Also, this movie is kinda rough. 

In the tradition of 2001 A Space Odyssey, 2,000 BC, and 2000 Flushes toilet cleaner, comes Dracula 2000. The story of several regrettable haircuts, and some sort of vampire or something. 

The king will be praised. Hell will be raised. Suckers will try to phase him. But Pinhead won't be phased. (In space)

We thought we deserved a little treat, so this week we talk about one of our all time faves, Child's Play. 

The second best revenge story involving a Wraith.