You know the boating misshaps that make everyone yell “QUALIFIED!!!” now meet the gentleman who started it all! The Qualified Captain is out here helping boaters do it safer and better.Check out his podcast and buy some swag at https://thequalifiedcaptain.com There’s a video: https://youtu.be/UBVlbochMVY

Short handed women’s sailing with just the right amount of salty Spite! Marianna Fleischman and Emma Rosenbaum are taking on Ocean Racing as a duo and they’ve already made history at the Annapolis to Bermuda race, but they are ready to take on more and talk about it in this episode of the Funny Boat […]

Warren and Erica from WESail, yes, the super awesome youtube sailors, join Captain Boomies and The Broker with the Beard to discuss some of the wildest moments in their floating journey. It’s nuts. Find them:Links Patreon patreon.com/WEsail WE | Sail website wesail.world Instagram instagram.com/we_sailaway Pinterest pinterest.fr/ericajt3 Facebook facebook.com/wesailaway There’s a video for this one!!! https://youtu.be/rRsZ6TO-fEA

All Electric Solar Powered Yachts are crossing the atlantic, and the Funny Boat Podcast Has Questions!! Join Captain Boomies,  @silentyachts  , Captain Bill from  @theboatshow  , and  @brokerwiththebeard  , on this aggressive adventure intro. It’s actually happening too: follow along at https://www.silentatlantic.com/ The Funy Boat Podcast takes Voicemails: Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 […]

The Broker with the Beard actually did a paid delivery, he’s doing the thing and actually putting his money where his broker smooth-talking mouth is! We listen to your VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 There’s an extended version on Patreon: https://patreon.com/funnyboatpodcast There’s a video… kind of…. it’s just more drone footage.

Welcome the the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum where sawdust is your best friend and Skipjack adventures are up for grabs!!! We talk about what a skipjack is, how the preservation of these wonderful museum boats works, and Captain Boomies tries to create some rivalries in the sport of Skipjack racing. She was not successful, but […]

The Boater’s Boat Show is coming up at the same time as Boat Fest in Baltimore 2025! We talk to the creators of BOTH plus fellow podcaster, Jeff Wettig from the Shooting the Breeze Sailing Podcast! Check out the BOAT FEST!https://oasisexperiences.com/boatfest/ Check out Bryant’s facebook group:The Upper Chesapeake Sailing Grouphttps://www.facebook.com/share/g/14NnRtsz8zr/ And Yeah, Wettig has a […]

The Broker with the Beard is Back from his voyage to Fiji and has some stories. Mostly about stickers and youtubers and some shady luggage situations, but worth a listen anyway! We listen to your VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 As always, there’s kind of a video: https://youtu.be/ENI-D0U_Rz0

Captain Hilary Howes chats about the used boat market with guest-cohost Ian Dimka —also a broker (wtf?). Two brokers to talk about buying and selling boats at an interesting time in the market. This ain’t the same frenzie that it used to be. That’s right, the Broker with the Beard was busy, but still a […]

​Captain John Schafer of The Ministry of Sailing has a lot to say about how to stay alive on a boat! We only talk about some of that, and how much fun it must be to tell others what they’re doing wrong! https://ministryofsailing.com Leave us a VOICEMAIL!!! Give us a call: +1 (386) 243-0776 We’ve […]