What’s the word? It’s marriage, apparently—because this episode accidentally predicted Mike’s wedding. Plus, we settle the real dishwasher debate and witness a ballpark Karen meltdown.

00:00 Intro

05:49 What's The Word?

22:15 Person of the Week

24:04 Sayyyy Whaaat?

37:21 Outro and Advice

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Get a live taste test, plus the viral coworker who whispers to her “spicy little pickle.” Add in coffee sticker shock, bad drivers, and Matt’s lawn obsession, and you’ve got another hot one.

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What would YOU do in your final 30 minutes on the Titanic? We mapped out our last half-hour aboard the world’s most famous doomed ship, and let’s just say it involves jewelry, booze, and bad decisions.

Then we shift gears into Cambridge Dictionary’s wild new additions, from delulu to skibbity toilet, proving once again that the English language is completely off the rails.

00:00 Intro

02:55 Taylor Swift Is Engaged!

07:15 Cambridge Dictionary Adds 6,000+ New Words — Including “Delulu,” “Tradwife,” and “Broligarchy”

16:09 Person of the Week

17:15 Take It!

28:07 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Pacifiers are back, but not for babies. Yep, TikTok has adults sucking on them for “stress relief,” and Mike & Matt have thoughts. From fake Justin Bieber sightings in Vegas to Major League Baseball expansion drama, this episode covers it all. Plus why moving sucks and why Matt refuses to care about Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs.

00:00 Intro

02:27 Stressed adults rely on pacifiers to soothe themselves: ‘I feel a sense of safety from childhood’

09:40 Person of the Week

11:38 Buy or Sell

35:09 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

A new “trend” is hitting WNBA courts… and it’s not a good one. We break down the bizarre items making their way past arena security, the wild reasons why, and what the league is doing to stop it. Plus, we roast TikTok’s broken search bar, crown tournament golf as king, and discover Mike’s new way to game while getting cardio.

00:00 Intro

02:14 How does the WNBA deal with sex-toy throwers?

14:13 Person of the Week

16:45 Say What?

29:05 Outro and Advice

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A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

We constructed an empire in ancient Egypt, convinced Leonardo da Vinci that we were gods, and inadvertently introduced a cowboy into the future. Naturally, we also engaged in debates about whether it was acceptable to sip a High Noon at work and determining which of us would emerge victorious in a UFC cage match.

From espresso martini regrets to an abundance of WWE legends, this episode encompasses a diverse range of topics. Additionally, it features a significant amount of timeline tampering and a bewildered individual named Slim.

We are still uncertain whether this was a podcast or a fever dream. It is likely that both possibilities exist.

00:00 Intro

03:43 Time Travel Adventure!

17:26 Community Take It!

26:05 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Is your dream job secretly trash? According to Reddit, probably. From chefs with no time to cook for themselves to veterinarians buried in heartbreak, we’re exposing the careers that sound amazing—until you actually do them.

Plus, Matt and Mike relive the bachelor party weekend of questionable decisions, unplanned lake dives, and Savannah Bananas shenanigans. Dudes rock, but do boats? The answer may shock you.

Also: Matt’s drunk thoughts return with important life lessons about liquor, sleepovers, and sending text messages you will 100% regret.

00:00 Intro

05:51 What’s a job that is so hyped up but in reality it’s absolutely trash?

20:48 Person of the Week

24:17 Matt's Drunk Thoughts

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

A wedding guest took the mic and let everyone know she taught the groom how to make crab cakes. She also wasn’t supposed to be there. Things escalated fast, and no one knew where the DJ was.

In this episode, Mike and Matt break down the viral wedding moment, preview the upcoming bachelor party, and debate whether Coldplay concerts are the new Maury. There’s also a terrifying Big Mac bite, a longhorn beetle that interrupted pre-marriage counseling, and some firm disavowing of cheating, bad jerseys, and marketers who try too hard.

00:00 Intro

02:55 ‘Crazy stalker’ toasts bride and groom with unhinged wedding speech confession: ‘What does she have that I don’t?’

12:30 Buy Or Sell

27:33 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Your honeymoon suite, now with an adjoining door for your in-laws?! Mike and Matt dive into the bizarre world of family-inclusive honeymoons and answer your best (and weirdest) community questions—like which Gatorade flavor reigns supreme and whether batting cages make for a solid first date.

00:00 Intro

03:53 Parents crashing honeymoons becomes bizarre new travel trend for modern newlyweds

11:45 Community Take It!

30:37 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.

Ever wonder if walking backwards makes you smarter, or just makes you fall down a hill? We tested brain hacks, grilled fake meat, and got way too aggressive with cologne testers.

00:00 Intro

01:55 Three Weird Ways To Keep Your Brain Healthy

12:06 Funny Business Food Review

15:12 Sayyyy Whatttt?

24:48 Outro and Advice

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FUNNY BUSINESS

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends who met at college and decided to start this project during the pandemic of 2020.