Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark

Rachel and Jeff had been dating for a year when they decided to take their first trip together to Amsterdam.
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.
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Music in this episode:
Great is the Contessa - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Parade Shoes - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Great is the Contessa - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
When We Set Out - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Stakes and Things - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Headlights Mountain Road - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Slow Strutt - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
High Ride - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org
Lost Shoe - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org

Arwen was given a choice of where to live while shooting a reality television show in Virginia for two months: a Holiday Inn Express or an isolated cabin in a forest. 
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.
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Music for this episode:
Unease by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4562-unease
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Merry Go Slower - Distressed by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4038-merry-go-slower---distressed
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Merry Go - Distressed by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4037-merry-go---distressed
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3891-hyperfun
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Budding by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
A Year by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
Knock Knock by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
Playground Pigeon by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
942 Miles by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org

Fatima was driving her sister's car on the highway when the car started making an alarming sound.
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Also! This story features a mostly harmless but totally ineffective cop! The police (yes, all police) are ineffective at best and deadly at worst. Learn more about the racist history of policing and the movement to abolish the police at MPD150.com
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.
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Music for this episode:
Undying by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
Hardboil by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
I Recall by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
Picnic March by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
Plasticity by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
Highway 430 by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org
Vienna Beat by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org

Kelsey's new boyfriend was about to meet her parents for the first time.
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.
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Music for this episode:

Assmack - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org
You Wasted My Time While I Was Timewasting - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org
Good Times - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org
Humble Pie - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org
Ideas - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org
The Confrontation - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.org

Sneaky by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4385-sneaky
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3895-i-knew-a-guyLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Trbr was invited to play in a recorder band in the Minneapolis MayDay Parade. 
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.
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Music for this episode:
Only Knows by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
Warm up Suit by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
The Collector by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
If by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
Fuck It by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org
Only Knows by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org

Denzel was expecting to find his perfect ABC Family romcom-esque relationship in college. 
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.

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Music for this episode:

Tanzen (K ID 22)  by KieLoBot - freemusicarchive.org

Sad Trio by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4314-sad-trio
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Last Kiss Goodnight by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3969-last-kiss-goodnight
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Funkorama by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3788-funkorama
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Smooth Lovin by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4379-smooth-lovin
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Neon Drip by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org

Pinky by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org

Lakkaila by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org

P Flunked Funk by Poddington Bear - freemusicarchive.org

Note Drop by Broke For Free - freemusicarchive.org

Hotshot by Scott Holmes - freemusicarchive.org

Vanessa thought her group project on the 1970s would be easy.

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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.

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Music for this episode:

Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3725-evil-plan
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Last Energy for the Day by Loyalty Freak Music - freemusicarchive.org

Irresistible by Sweet N' Juicy live for KBOO - freemusicarchive.org

In the Box by Blue Dog Sessions - freemusicarchive.org

Decline and Fall - https://www.purple-planet.com/

Spy Story - https://www.purple-planet.com/

Katie and her friends set out on a 5 day canoe trip in the Boundary Waters. Everything went wrong. 
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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.

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Music for this episode: 

EricHarper/A Walk in the Woods/Tribe of Noise

Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

Too Cool by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4534-too-cool
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Fat Cat - https://www.purple-planet.com/
Slow Dissolve -  https://www.purple-planet.com/

Alas, Alas @ the Book House in Minneapolis, recorded 1.27.11

Carol's sister went to clean her room when suddenly the door slammed shut....

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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.

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Music for this episode: 

Harlequin by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3858-harlequin
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Trouble by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4549-trouble
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Doh De Oh by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3666-doh-de-oh
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Spy Glass by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glass
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfareLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Fat Cat - https://www.purple-planet.com/
Mouse Trap - https://www.purple-planet.com/

Will had reason to believe he would be good at cross country....

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Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.

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Music for this episode:

Ferus Cat - Blue Dot Sessions

Onward - Podington Bear

Royal Banana by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4309-royal-banana

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Thinking Music by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4522-thinking-music

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

On Tiptoe - https://www.purple-planet.com