The Boyz welcome a new guest, the ever affable Alon Elian! Alon immediately mispronounces 'Babish' which is unacceptable, PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME! Also, Joe has only had Ramen once, Alon extols the virtues of cooking for 8 hours, and Jon is designated the Cake Jew. Plus, eating in the boudoir, is it only for hairless people? Yes. Yes it is.

Our first non-canon episode! Joe's blood pressure comes into question (it's better now, though), the boys implore Andrew to come on the pod, Christian Slater’s probable friendship with Billy Zane, and much more! Yo, also, American Pie is MAD problematic in retrospect.

On today's episode James gets engaged, Jon makes a tasteless joke about Anthony Bourdain (RIP in peace), and Joe once again burps on mic. The Boyz discuss shitty Rick & Morty fans and the merits of the various McDonald's dipping sauces. Also, what is your ideal nugget number?

Name a more perfect sandwich than the Cubano. You can’t. Let us tell you why. There’s also an Oasis derailment, anger at Babish’s lack of garlic press, and a discussion about the Dyson guy’s fetish for his own products. Like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz discuss another show none of them have seen. James and Jon threaten Joe with violence, Jon gets left out, and James hates sous-vide. Also, do animals have souls?

Our vocabularies and kitchen knowledge are not nearly sufficient for this thing where we talk about things that happen in the kitchen. NONETHELESS: submit your WLT (white liquid theory) jingles, like, subscribe, follow @gabwithbab on Twitter & @gabbingwithbabish on instagram and electronically mail us @ [email protected]!

The Boyz achieve goal #1 of the podcast and may finally be on Da Gawd Babish's radar. Joe doesn't know what Huevos Rancheros is, how deep does his bean ignorance go? Also, Jon loves dark jokes and James has no idea what a skillet is. Like and subscribe!!!

Wet vegetables are GROSS, folks. Short & sweet, straight to the point: would you take a bite of Natalie Portman? No fingers, can't cop out on fingers or toes, you coward.

Jon doesn't know how to introduce the show and he continues to disappoint James and Joe with his limited pop culture exposure. The Boyz are oddly intrigued by the gross recipes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as Babish continues to flex on the haters. And finally the Boyz go on to discover a new exception to the nearly impenetrable White Liquid Theory.

eBaumsworld uber alles! Why are we talking about anything except microwaving donuts? Go microwave a donut and fucking LIVE, you fools. Also we are the Cake Boys now.