Welcome Listener, to the 52nd installment of The Garbage Juice Podcast: A Radio Media Entertainment Experiment Experience!  Dynamic Piscean spirit is galore, and the Juice Boys are slaying and serving in cunty abundance.

AT&T will give $5 to customers hit by cellphone network outage

Federal judge affirms MyPillow’s Mike Lindell must pay $5M in election data dispute

TikTok Mike Lindell

GArbage JUiCe TikTOk

Wendy’s might try Uber-style surge pricing for burgers

The original post, stolen by Zynbabwe Utopia.  *FRADUALENT VERSION*

Cargo ship ride to Australia

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No cap, love and relationships are mad hard, frfr. Picking up from last year's highly praised Valentine-centric Advice Episode, cherub chads Lee and Ryan have brought forth another undeniably seductive serenade–Sage wisdom for savage times.

Remember listener, DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH is bussin’ #DYOR

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The Juice Boyz triumphantly return to the mics for milestone episode 50!

The Number 50 holds great power as it represents the angelic realm, positive changes, spiritual awakening, and new beginnings!

Where have all the hipster’s gone? Can the Juice Boyz figure out Discord? What's better than a California Vs Taylor Swift Super Bowl? Is it natural for guys to listen to their women more than their bros? Do you incorporate a "Piss Cooler" into your road trips… you should.

Ryan gets Neuralink installed inside his head (for brain enhancements)

Thank you Justice and Tame Impala for honoring this special episode with the dope track drop of “One Night/All Night” and Thank you Tom McDonalds and Ben Shapiro for their iTunes Number 1 Rap music hit sensation dedicated to the show’s 50th episode.  What an honor it is to receive such beautiful art crafted by some of the games most elite artists, can’t thank these guys enough!

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Listen up folks, 2024 is in full swing

Januarying to the max, Lee and Ryan are united again to bring you the first 'sode of 2024.

And what a year it's been already: Winter Storm Heather, Tunnels in Crown Heights, Football, Jan 6th three years later, Griffin Knight, your neighborhood Facebook group... Nothing is off limits.

Sign the petition now to save the Jacksonville Jaguars! 

@ChabadTunnel on X

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Hello good listener!

We are coming to you live from that very special time betwixt Christmas and New Years.

Often addressed online and sometimes titled, we’re gonna start the show off talking about… just what the heck do we do with all this dang downtime?!?!

Lee gets shunned on a Christmas card, how will Americans endure "the Gooch", Schrodinger's Covid Test, Ryan reviews Son's of Anarchy, will Donald Trump get the ballot boot, NYPD's 5'2" Snitch-bot, you couldn't make Wall-E today because of woke, immigration, and much more!

Holderness Family Laughs!

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A heartfelt Good evening To you all!

We are gathered here to reflect on the life and achievements of beloved United States Foreign Policy megastar Henry Alfred Kissinger

Gone forever, passed on Spotify wrapped day November 29 2023, year of our lord.

Elon Musk interview

Videodrome of Atlanta 25th Anniversary Party

The saga of George Santos

George Santos tells a “joke”

The resume of Rep. Santos from NY

sneak peak link to our NFT collection

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S2E18 - Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2023

GJP Learned Chinese!

WELCOME EVERYONE to the Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2k23

During the autumn of 1621, at least 90 Native Americans joined 52 starving Ted Lasso-type weirdos and their handmaiden-ass child brides in Plymouth, Massachusetts.

This pop-up collab was set to coincide with the nations first mass assembly of cousin marriages while simultaneously marking a successful crop harvest.

402 years later, Americans coast-to-coast are still doing the damn thing. Celebrating surplus by way of consumption, engaging with creepy uncle-types, driving Minivans named after iconic Americana. And although the formal union of blood relatives is now unlawful, the cousin wedding custom enjoyed by our for-fathers is carried out by a modernized version known as the cousins walk.  (this is where the coolest cousins go out for a walk and blast cigs or do pot and whatnot).

GJP is thankful for YOU the listener, vivaciously harvesting our chats and ceremonially devouring our content. Without you, we wouldn’t be listed atop Men’s Podcasting Magazine — Hottest Podmen of the Year — 2 years running.

Nominated for 6 daytime Emmys for our TikToks, and 1 Pulitzer for our courageous in-depth journalism of the North American Margaritaville Archipelagos.

So sit back, dive in, and plunder abundantly with another unholy acquisition of your favorite infectious oration that will undoubtedly eradicate bad vibes.

Update: GJP Officially licensed one-of-a-kind NFT's hitting the market by Christmas!

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Recorded Wednesday 15th 2023 #Florida / #Georgia

The critics have spoken!

"Not your father's morning cup of hot pressed garbage"

"Southern Radio, Satirical, Internet referential irony politics..."

"Coastal FLORIDA / Atlanta GEORGIA"

"Potential Podcastmen of the Year award nominees..."

Lee and Ryan discuss NFT giants and their Bored ape blindness BlunderFest, then quickly realize hundreds of millions in unearned profits.  Join the juice bros in their journey to the center of your hearts!

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Despite all odds, Lee and Ryan are back again discussing Sam Bankman-Fried, Kamala the Wise, mountain biking with guns, Donald J Trump, Vivek Rapperswamy, and the GJP White Elephant Christmas party. Important note: Mike Pence is a traitor!

Our last show, S2E15 - #togetHER

Time to end “Move those chains…” chant

Donate now to SBF’s commissary card

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Lee and Ryan are back talking sewer people, celebrity gossip, and peak traffic. Sizzling Summer is cooling off but the 2FIT4FALLapalooza is heating up! Maniac Markle, Live Oak FL–Unvax haven? more like GenX dot com, Congrats DJT on “TrailBlazer of Millenia” award, Now Playing: The Boebert-n-Squirt Sunk-n-Funk, and so much more! Enter here for your chance to win a Grotto.

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift astrology

The “Sit Down at Mar-a-lago”

Checkout Nmesh

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