Garbage Tale Kids

This week, we welcome Lucy, a professional arm-wrestler and previous Fat Camp hero! And then Nick arm wrestles her (because he's a dickhead) after an arm-wrestling charity event.

Our guest this week, Phil, kicks things off with trash tales from his days slinging dick pills with some sort of directionally-challenged noodle-man.

We're back with Garbage Tale Kids Season 2! And I'm going to absolutely trash-water-honest with you--I have no idea what this episode is about, but I can tell you that I'm 95% sure Nick gets his balls (and probably asshole) waxed at some point, and that there's a nice lady named Alison helping Nick, Lisa, & Chelsea spread some garbage tales all up in your ears. That's right--season 2 has lots of guests, and no, I haven't been super in the loop on most of it! But shit, I'm still here posting and possibly showing up later in the season, so lay off me. Enjoy the premier of season 2, and would it kill you to lower your standards--just for me? 

Thanks,

It's the close of Garbage Tale Kids' first season, but we're well on our way with season 2 already in the works! That being said, we need to refuel our dumpsters for a bit--Expect Season 2 to start rolling out mid-July with plenty of guest stories, uncomfortable encounters, and general shenanigans. Hopefully this bonus episode can satiate your unyielding desire for more filth in the meantime.

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss embarrassing poop stories.

Unlike every other episode, they actually meant to talk about shit in this one. 

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea welcome Garbage Tale Kids producer, PD Wappler on to join in their discussion of first porn experiences and as always, some other potentially regrettable things.

Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss one of the oldest garbage activities: Pranks!

PSYCH! Every episode is about poop.

Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss garbage jobs.

Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss drunks and micro dongs.

The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird.