Garbage Theatre

Time for a mid-season break with a 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Dumpster Fire' special...'A Karate Christmas Miracle'! Listen along as we painstakingly slog through this highly terrible, highly offensive, Christmas movie. What does Eric Roberts have to do with this? What is this professor talking about? Is this even karate? None of these questions will be answered as we take what was supposed to be a 'light-hearted' break from our usual lineup. 

Join us as we go deeper into quarantine madness after watching the fabled 'Tammy and the T-Rex'! Listen along as we discuss what the PG-13 version could possibly have been, marvel at the range of motion of the reptilian star, and Blake sends us down a strange path of robots, AI and sasquatches. The longer the quarantine...the crazier we're going to get!

To celebrate the imminent release of 'DOOM: Eternal', we watched 'DOOM: Annihilation'! Nestle up to your mountain of toilet paper and listen along from your quarantine shanties as we ask if this is even a DOOM movie, question all the ham-fisted easter eggs, and try to figure out what the hell the 'demons' are even trying to do here. 

What happens when you take the jarring editing of 'Derailed' but swap out JCVD for Steven Seagal? You get 'Shadow Man'! Listen along as we go through one of the absolute worst of Seagal's filmography, trying desperately to figure out who all these people are, what their relationship is to each other, and just what the MK Ultra program has to do with hamsters.

We have a very special episode of Garbage Theatre for you folks! Our very own John got to sit down and talk with the director/writer of 'The VelociPastor', Brendan Steere! Listen along as John and Brendan discuss the movie, Brendans early horror influences, and the current state of the 'so-bad-its-good' horror movie genre. 

You can find 'The VelociPastor' streaming on Amazon Prime! We highly recommend it!

The Sword of Vandammeclese has been dropped so we watched 'Replicant'! Listen along as we discuss Van-Dammes fourth foray into a double-role, the logic behind this whole secret government program, and all the sweet hand-cuffing action! 

It's time for the fabled 'Episode 2' of Garbage Theatre season 6! Boy howdy were we pleasantly surprised with 'VelociPastor'! Listen along as we sing our praises for this marvelous intentional train wreck. We discuss random flashbacks, bad wigs, and the spectacular final battle! Be sure to stick around for all the drama that follows the Quiz this episode!

Season Six is upon us! As is our 3rd Anniversary! We ring in three glorious years of podcasting with our first movie, 'Axe Giant: The Tale of Paul Bunyon!' Listen along as we discuss everything from food poisoning, to Estavez/Sheen holiday get-togethers, to proper bear nuisance protocol! Blake and John take The Quiz and we cap it all off with a brand new painful segment!

*DISCLAIMER* This episodes audio quality is not our usual level of professionalism but we are releasing it anyway due to listener demand!

Here it is folks! You demanded it...you got it! The "Lost" episode of Garbage Theatre and our conclusion to OUR Star Wars Trilogy...audio corruption and all! Listen along as we go into detail, of what we remember anyway, and completely spoil Rise of Skywalker for Blake! Strong opinions are found within so be forewarned! 

We limp to the finish line with our final movie of Shark Month 2019, 'Jaws of Death'! Listen along as we put this special month out of its misery so we can start 2020 with a new season, and hopefully better technical luck so we don't lose any more episodes!